5 September, 2022

[playingcupid]

Homework is shit. So I've been working on my latest novel! Nothing like testing out the market before the release, yeah? The book's called Kyra's Promise and the Battle of Honour..

Here's a sample!

The sounds of battle raged on outside, hexes and curses exploding against each other like fireworks, and the occasional clang of swords as someone was

Comments

[spareboot]

Have you ever considered therapy?   So, you're still not over the breast comments I made earlier, I take it.

[with_bite]

No, she isn't. I wouldn't comment at all unless you want your eye gouged with a manicured fingernail.

[spareboot]

I've already been quartered with a sword. Not enough, I take it.

[with_bite]

Apparently not. And if you were to have your eye gouged after that, you'd be in no position to feel anything.

[spareboot]

At least the dog didn't get my bollocks. Small mercies.

[with_bite]

After that, I bet it will.

[spareboot]

This just isn't my week, is it.

[with_bite]

Mine neither. It will get better.

[spareboot]

At least until the sequel, anyway.

[with_bite]

I was talking about your week. You're dead. What more can happen to you?

[spareboot]

There are still undignified things to be done with the remains, I suppose.

[with_bite]

It's probably best not to discuss them here.

[spareboot]

True. I would hate to give Karin any ideas when I'm not going to get any royalties from them.

[with_bite]

At least you're a muse? Though that's not much of a compliment.

[spareboot]

It brings a new dimension to suffering for one's art.

[with_bite]

Very much so!