15th August, 2022

[playingcupid]

Well, it's been an eventful couple of weeks, yeah? Izzy ended up in hospital, FF and Flowers acted like fucking fairies, people got lost in the woods, the stadium caught on fire... Me? I've just had loads of sex. No, I'm kidding. I haven't had any sex. My bits are starting to shrivel up. I'm hoping Thiago Ferreyra will head into the campsite at

Comments

[spareboot]

Does it really count as public knowledge if you force said knowledge onto said public?

[playingcupid]

You've seen my tits. Are you saying they're not great?

[spareboot]

You were shoving them in my face, it was difficult to really observe They were breasts, which was about what I expected given their general location on your chest.

[playingcupid]

You clearly haven't seen many pairs, then. Because then you would appreciate mine more.

[spareboot]

You advertise them too much. I was underwhelmed at the actual unveiling -- they couldn't live up to the hype.

[playingcupid]

I always knew you were a fucking queer.

[spareboot]

WHAT I don't think failing to worship your body counts as an admission to homosexuality.

[playingcupid]

Well. I do think so. So. Fuck you.

[spareboot]

I'm sure you'll be able to find someone who can appreciate your breasts and restore your belief in them soon.

[playingcupid]

Contrary to what you think, you are not the only fucking guy in the world and there are PLENTY of guys who appreciate my tits.

[spareboot]

I didn't say I was. I'm just not as enthused about them as you are.

[playingcupid]

You're making me sound so self-fucking-centred! I know they're great because I've been told.

[spareboot]

As you keep mentioning There is something to be said about the virtue of modesty.

[playingcupid]

I am fucking modest! Fuck you, Boot. Fuckity fucking fuck you. I fucking hope nobody is fucking stupid enough to fuck you. Fucking fuck yourself. Fucking prick.

[spareboot]

.... well, as long as you're certain about your feelings.

[playingcupid]

FUCK OFF