1st August, 2022

[playingcupid]

So like, you're all having a good summer, yeah? Mine's fucking boring at the moment, nothing happens around here. Someone go shopping with me, yeah? Izzy, I'm looking at you. Anyway, I've been doing some writing. The heroine happens to resemble me and the hero happens to resemble Professor Quince and it happens to take place in a potions lab but it

Comments

[smithami]

I don't understand why you find Quince so fit.

[playingcupid]

Older men, Amity! He just knows.

[smithami]

I bet he's a virgin.

[playingcupid]

No fucking way! He knows his way around a mattress.

[bawlbellow]

He is fucking fit, but I don't think he's into women.

[playingcupid]

YOU'RE JOKING.

[bawlbellow]

It's an unsubstantiated guess, but I wouldn't joke about something like that. He's far too good looking to be straight.

[playingcupid]

Lies. Filthy lies!

[bawlbellow]

Proudfoot is probably more willing to shag his female students, though I have a feeling he isn't very able.

[playingcupid]

Proudfoot is creepy. I wouldn't shag him over his desk. Or anywhere, actually.

[bawlbellow]

He used to be an Auror. You never know; he could be a decent fuck despite his creepiness.

[playingcupid]

He'd probably reach for his wand when he orgasms and blast your head off. Just saying.

[bawlbellow]

I think that's a lot better than Quince screaming out some random bloke's name.

[playingcupid]

I dunno, I'd rather be a beard than dead.

[with_bite]

Godric, that's horrible!

That's it. I'm going down to the shops. I definitely need chocolate now!

[smithami]

What makes you say that, exactly?