1st August, 2022

[playingcupid]

So like, you're all having a good summer, yeah? Mine's fucking boring at the moment, nothing happens around here. Someone go shopping with me, yeah? Izzy, I'm looking at you. Anyway, I've been doing some writing. The heroine happens to resemble me and the hero happens to resemble Professor Quince and it happens to take place in a potions lab but it

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[with_bite]

Send Tom my love! I like throbbing member the best. It's used a lot in all the books my mother reads, so at least people will know what you're talking about.

[playingcupid]

But I always use throbbing member, and I don't want to get too fucking repetitive, you know? I might have to go through your Mum's collection, see if there's any I haven't read.

[with_bite]

I'll bring some of mum's the next time we meet up. Or I can owl you some over now if you need them before then! You wouldn't want to lose your inspiration, would you?

[playingcupid]

You're awesome. But I always have inspiration! I just need a better way to say 'penis'.

[with_bite]

Shaft? Sword? Wand?

[playingcupid]

Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you pleased to see me?

Hang on, I already used that one. Shit.

[with_bite]

Broomstick? Nob?

[playingcupid]

HAHAHA NOB. That's not romantic. He swept his broomstick into her cupboard might work, though.

[with_bite]

It might, yeah. And there's all sorts of ways you could use broomstick if you wanted it to stand for that sort of thing. You could get quite creative!