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[slanting_eyes]

Kindly refrain from the happy wishings. It being the anniversary of my birth does not in any sense make it a particularly joyful day. However, it wouldn't be appropriate to break with the traditions of our House in this regard; hence I shall of course make appropriate amounts of alcohol and other prerequisites of casual hedonism available after the

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[queeniegreen]

Sourpuss. Do you not want your birthday snog?

[slanting_eyes]

Would I say no to that?

[queeniegreen]

I should hope not. I would fear for your well-being.

[slanting_eyes]

With good reason. Come here, then, before someone drowns me in Champagne.

[queeniegreen]

Mmm. Hello.