Holy Moly Bijoles
Well life has been running quite smoothly if you ask me. Im glad that I have finally gotten my shit together. Im in love and Im now able to concentrate on the things that matter. But I must say that the highlight of my day, my week, my year, is today the illustrious Senor "Wheels Caliente" (HotWheels) almost began to cry. Apparently a certain Jason Jeffers yelled at the "wheels" in question and almost caused his mental breakdown. Im sorry guys and you might think Im harsh, but this moment in history comes all too late. I was wishing for this moment since the day I was born. It would be one thing if Mr. Hot Wheels was nice to everyone, but this son bitch is mean. If it wasn't for my boy Tuan who "beat him up" and then rolled him away, or Vinnie who yells at Wheels everyday with a smile on his face, I dont know what I would do. All I can say now is that: Wheels you have gone too far and it is only now that you realize it, hopefully we will see a change, for if you do not change your creepy ways, I will tip you over.
On a more civil note, I HATE AP GOVERNMENT. Im sorry peeps, but it seems that the only way to do decent in that class is to cheat your ass off. So I do. You see, God made people like Mrs. Brown, a dumbass, so that people like me could take advantage of her intelligence or lack there of. I do agree to the fact that I have learned more in that class than in any other class that I am taking. The grades make me feel inferior, but the fact that I can sit and debate so well and effectively on a political issue shows great knowledge. Knowledge that I have obtained, some how, in that class. So with this great knowledge I choose to cheat. Now, how do I cheat? No one knows, its soooo secret, or is it? I might hack into her computer and steal the questions off her test bank, or I might simply walk up to her desk, right in front of her I might add, and look at the answers. All problems in the world would simply end if I just owned a shotgun.
On a more civil note, I HATE AP GOVERNMENT. Im sorry peeps, but it seems that the only way to do decent in that class is to cheat your ass off. So I do. You see, God made people like Mrs. Brown, a dumbass, so that people like me could take advantage of her intelligence or lack there of. I do agree to the fact that I have learned more in that class than in any other class that I am taking. The grades make me feel inferior, but the fact that I can sit and debate so well and effectively on a political issue shows great knowledge. Knowledge that I have obtained, some how, in that class. So with this great knowledge I choose to cheat. Now, how do I cheat? No one knows, its soooo secret, or is it? I might hack into her computer and steal the questions off her test bank, or I might simply walk up to her desk, right in front of her I might add, and look at the answers. All problems in the world would simply end if I just owned a shotgun.