What makes a man? Is it the woman in his arms.....or is it the titties?
Hey peeps...or should I say creeps. I say creeps because I have recently found out that there are many "other" people who read this thing that I don't even know. That's a little weird and discomforting, but at the same time it makes me a little horny in the pants. Anyways, A LOT has happened since my last post. Ergo (I love that fuckin word), I will break it down into categories: The Presidential Election (uh oh, Samir is talking political again!), Girls, School, and Shout Outs....
Well, first off, Kerry lost. Granted he is ugly and has a wife who's outspokeness reminds me of someone scratching nails on a chalkboard, he still should have won. Of course, I will not move to Canada or join NAMBA, National Association of Man Boy Love of America, but I will have to say that I am interested in seeing how Bush will fix the country...not dissapointed, just interested. On a side note, I have become Libertarian. I am fiscally conservative, but am socially liberal. Laissez-Faire baby, laissez faire.
Now onto Girls. They are the source of all evil. But WOW how they can make you their bitch just by looking you in the eyes. The girl that things didn't work out with is at it again. I guess I am just a "sucka fo love"...like Tupac. I have not felt like this about any girl at college and I just hope things work out. If they don't, there is this other girl that I have yet to meet that is in Sophomore Leadership Circle with me....hot little spanish momma/Theta. Theta=rich and hot....glorious.
Lastly, School. I am the most unmotivated person on campus. Why? Well, cuz college is bullshit. The only reason I am here is to get a degree and get a good job. I know I can be successful in the real world if I joined the work force today. But, no, I need a flimsy piece of shredded tree with ink on it to prove my worth. That is just shit, considering I will not remember anything learned in college....I'm pretty sure no one will. How can you when you're drunk half the time? Touche!
Shout Outs:
Fonz- Happy Birthday Bro! I am sorry I couldn't make it to Macon, I had some fraternity shit of my own. But don't you forget me you sonofabitch! Hopefully I will "see you soon", maybe at a party or something...wink wink.
Ian- I hope you are doing well man. I know we haven't talked in a while and we played phone tag midsemester, but do know that I am still thinking about you and hoping you are slaying a lot of guts in Valdosta. Hopefully I will see you at the same party that Fonz is at...wink wink squared.
Chris Fehn- I am really sorry about not hanging with you when you came to Athens, that was my bad. Let me know when you are free for some lunch and I can come see you at Tech...you know I don't do shit at work. Hopefully I will see you at the same party that Fonz and Ian are at...wink wink times three...is that cubed?
Everyone Else- If I haven't seen you in a while, I hope all is well and that you are drinking and slaying guts as much as possible. It is the only way to live and I wouldn't trade it for the world. PEACE NIGGAZ!
Well, first off, Kerry lost. Granted he is ugly and has a wife who's outspokeness reminds me of someone scratching nails on a chalkboard, he still should have won. Of course, I will not move to Canada or join NAMBA, National Association of Man Boy Love of America, but I will have to say that I am interested in seeing how Bush will fix the country...not dissapointed, just interested. On a side note, I have become Libertarian. I am fiscally conservative, but am socially liberal. Laissez-Faire baby, laissez faire.
Now onto Girls. They are the source of all evil. But WOW how they can make you their bitch just by looking you in the eyes. The girl that things didn't work out with is at it again. I guess I am just a "sucka fo love"...like Tupac. I have not felt like this about any girl at college and I just hope things work out. If they don't, there is this other girl that I have yet to meet that is in Sophomore Leadership Circle with me....hot little spanish momma/Theta. Theta=rich and hot....glorious.
Lastly, School. I am the most unmotivated person on campus. Why? Well, cuz college is bullshit. The only reason I am here is to get a degree and get a good job. I know I can be successful in the real world if I joined the work force today. But, no, I need a flimsy piece of shredded tree with ink on it to prove my worth. That is just shit, considering I will not remember anything learned in college....I'm pretty sure no one will. How can you when you're drunk half the time? Touche!
Shout Outs:
Fonz- Happy Birthday Bro! I am sorry I couldn't make it to Macon, I had some fraternity shit of my own. But don't you forget me you sonofabitch! Hopefully I will "see you soon", maybe at a party or something...wink wink.
Ian- I hope you are doing well man. I know we haven't talked in a while and we played phone tag midsemester, but do know that I am still thinking about you and hoping you are slaying a lot of guts in Valdosta. Hopefully I will see you at the same party that Fonz is at...wink wink squared.
Chris Fehn- I am really sorry about not hanging with you when you came to Athens, that was my bad. Let me know when you are free for some lunch and I can come see you at Tech...you know I don't do shit at work. Hopefully I will see you at the same party that Fonz and Ian are at...wink wink times three...is that cubed?
Everyone Else- If I haven't seen you in a while, I hope all is well and that you are drinking and slaying guts as much as possible. It is the only way to live and I wouldn't trade it for the world. PEACE NIGGAZ!