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I have until Friday to get a prom date. * gets out butterfly net,facepaint, and blondie cd*. Oh this is war man. Samantha was even asked to go to my prom. She doesnt even go to my High School. Life's a bitch.
My half blind grandmother was on a date last night and she stuck a fork in her eye.
Or maybe it was a spork......
4 THINGS OLDER THAN MY LUCKY CHARMS:
1. Jesus.
2. The sun
3. Time
4. My frosted flakes
Now that my mother's out of town, no one does the shopping. Now I'm hungry and I just broke a tooth because of fucking expired lucky charms.
My half blind grandmother was on a date last night and she stuck a fork in her eye.
Or maybe it was a spork......
4 THINGS OLDER THAN MY LUCKY CHARMS:
1. Jesus.
2. The sun
3. Time
4. My frosted flakes
Now that my mother's out of town, no one does the shopping. Now I'm hungry and I just broke a tooth because of fucking expired lucky charms.