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So I've come to the conclusion that I should never EVER eat chinese food right before bed otherwise I will have the most fucked up dreams imaginable.
Last night, right after eating a large amount of chinese food, I had a dream that I was at school with Harry Potter but it wasn't Hogwarts. It was a school taught by Mel Gibson and Matt Damon. So me, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Nikki, and Cedric diggory were all friends and whatnot and one day after Mel Gibson taught us how to morph our bodies from one look in life to the next (His example was going from how he looked in Braveheart to how he looks normally) we decided to go for a walk to investigate why so many students went missing. So there was this old lady who lived at the edge of the school grounds and we sent Cedric Diggory down to see what was up and we all were looking inside through one of the windows. So she gave him a drink that made him fall asleep but he looked like he was dead and tried to turn him into a hotdog. So we broke in and were dragging Cedric through the woods and apparently we weren't going fast enough so Nikki, who was in love with him, grabbed his arm and started pulling him on her own and going faster than we were. Unfortunately, the old lady caught him before we could get him back to the school and turned him into a pack of hotdogs but the label was a moving picture. So we stole the pack and brought it back to the school to Matt Damon and professor Mcgonagall so that they could turn him back and the old lady was there. She grabbed the pack and took a hotdog out and ate it but said that we could just throw the package back into the meat grinder and Cedric would pop out unharmed. So we did it to all the packages of hotdogs she had and then Emmy popped out and said that a couple weeks ago she came up to our school because she called mary one night to hang out but Mary was sleeping and yelled at Emmy and emmy was sad so she decided she would come live under our beds at school. And then Mel gibson came out and told everyone that this was a good life lesson and then I woke up.
Strange chinese food dreams....
Last night, right after eating a large amount of chinese food, I had a dream that I was at school with Harry Potter but it wasn't Hogwarts. It was a school taught by Mel Gibson and Matt Damon. So me, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Nikki, and Cedric diggory were all friends and whatnot and one day after Mel Gibson taught us how to morph our bodies from one look in life to the next (His example was going from how he looked in Braveheart to how he looks normally) we decided to go for a walk to investigate why so many students went missing. So there was this old lady who lived at the edge of the school grounds and we sent Cedric Diggory down to see what was up and we all were looking inside through one of the windows. So she gave him a drink that made him fall asleep but he looked like he was dead and tried to turn him into a hotdog. So we broke in and were dragging Cedric through the woods and apparently we weren't going fast enough so Nikki, who was in love with him, grabbed his arm and started pulling him on her own and going faster than we were. Unfortunately, the old lady caught him before we could get him back to the school and turned him into a pack of hotdogs but the label was a moving picture. So we stole the pack and brought it back to the school to Matt Damon and professor Mcgonagall so that they could turn him back and the old lady was there. She grabbed the pack and took a hotdog out and ate it but said that we could just throw the package back into the meat grinder and Cedric would pop out unharmed. So we did it to all the packages of hotdogs she had and then Emmy popped out and said that a couple weeks ago she came up to our school because she called mary one night to hang out but Mary was sleeping and yelled at Emmy and emmy was sad so she decided she would come live under our beds at school. And then Mel gibson came out and told everyone that this was a good life lesson and then I woke up.
Strange chinese food dreams....