if i were a dude (inspired by imboycrazy.com):
somehow i know that if i was a dude i would be totally amazing and drive all the girls crazy. i wouldnt dye my hair some stupid color, but i would always make sure it looked perfect but never reveal how i do it. i would wear flannel shirts and jeans that fit me really well. id be a snappy dresser. i wouldnt hang out at the mall all the time, id make sure that i was doing something worth talking about. conversation with me would never be awkward and i would always be able to make you laugh so hard you think your gonna puke. when writing, i would always use correct spelling and punctuation.
id never be too shy to kiss you, but i would until i good time. i would be an amazing kisser. i would have really good taste in music and movies. i would never make racist, sexist, or dead baby jokes. i would be so classy. i would treat my sister and mother like royalty. i would have an eight pack, nice arms, and a huge cock!
i would be intelligent, but not show offy. just a look from me would drive girls crazy!
no matter how insecure i was, i would hint at it to someone im close to but give the impression of cool confidence to everyone else. i would treat a girl the same around my friends as when wer`e alone, and never leave her feeling neglected. a girl would never be made to feel insecure around me, and i would never check out one girl in another ones presence. my hugs would be the most comforting, most warm, and most protecting. i would not be a sloppy drunk. my teeth would be straight and not yellow. i would not get into fights, but i would always protect my girl if necessary.
if i were dude i would be such a stud.
id never be too shy to kiss you, but i would until i good time. i would be an amazing kisser. i would have really good taste in music and movies. i would never make racist, sexist, or dead baby jokes. i would be so classy. i would treat my sister and mother like royalty. i would have an eight pack, nice arms, and a huge cock!
i would be intelligent, but not show offy. just a look from me would drive girls crazy!
no matter how insecure i was, i would hint at it to someone im close to but give the impression of cool confidence to everyone else. i would treat a girl the same around my friends as when wer`e alone, and never leave her feeling neglected. a girl would never be made to feel insecure around me, and i would never check out one girl in another ones presence. my hugs would be the most comforting, most warm, and most protecting. i would not be a sloppy drunk. my teeth would be straight and not yellow. i would not get into fights, but i would always protect my girl if necessary.
if i were dude i would be such a stud.