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Sex, drugs, rock and roll and other debauchery
Created by colouredbeads and taken 69 times on bzoink!
The Stuff You Should Know About Someone Before You Fuck ThemHi. What's your name?X-tinaHow old are you? (you don't need to lie)16The Stuff You Might Learn If You Go On A DateWhat do you do? Are you in school? Do you work?student, yes, not yetWhat kind of music do you like? Do you have a favourite band?rap, d-12What about family? Parents? What are their names? Siblings? Names and ages?i have parents, only childAny pets?1 dog n 2 catsAny children?nopeAny nasty diseases? Are they catching? Is this a section too late?nope im cleanDo you have a criminal record?nopeDo you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Do they know you're doing this?nopeAre you married?!nopeThe SexAre you a virgin?yesIf you are, what's the furthest you've gone?um.. guess you have to find outWhy are you a virgin? havent found the right personDoes it bother you, or do you not give a damn?dont give a damnWhat do you think your first time will be like?it will be specialDo you want it to be romantic?yesIf you're not a virgin, how old were you when you first got laid?im a virginWho was it? Were you going out with them?....What was it like? Was it how you expected it to be?....How many people have you had sex with?noneHow many of them were you going out with?....How many people have you had sex with more than once?.....What do you call it? Having sex, fucking, making love, etc.having sex and fuckingHow many people have you indulged in oral sex with?.....How many of the people you've had sex with have been virgins?.....Where's your favourite place to have sex?.....Where's your least favourite place to have sex?.....Where's the weirdest place you've had sex?.....How about the most uncomfortable?....How do you like your sex? Romantic, rough, passionate?....Have you ever walked in on anybody having sex?.....Have you ever been walked in on?.....The DrugsLet's start with the legal stuff. Have you ever had alcohol?yesHave you ever been drunk?yesWhat does it take to get you drunk?a lotWhat's your favourite alcohol beverage?vodkaDo you drink often?noDo you get drunk often?noWhat kind of drunk are you?funWho do you get drunk with?friendsWhere do you get drunk?placesHow old were you when you first drank alcohol?16What about when you first got drunk?16Do you smoke?smoke watIf you do, how much?Have you EVER smoked?smoke watHow old were you when you had your first cigarette?cigarettes are nastyHow long have you been a smoker for?dont smokeWhat brand do you smoke?noneDo your friends smoke?yesDo you smoke at home?nopeOnto the less than legal stuff. Have you ever tried any illegal drugs?no....If you have, what?weedIf you haven't, would you ever?nopeWhat's your favourite drug?iunnoWhat's the best reaction you've ever had from a drug?relaxationWhat's the worst reaction?dizzyWhat's the worst comedown you've ever had?.....Why did you try drugs?i unnoWhat was the first illegal drug you tried? How old were you?16Are you addicted?noHave you ever taken drugs from somebody you didn't know?noWhat's the stupidest thing you've done under the influence?dancingWhere do you get your drugs?friendsAre there any drugs you want to try?noDo you have any friends who take drugs?yesHave you ever mixed your drugs?noIsn't drugs a stupid word when you see it over and over?yesRandom DebaucheryWhat's the worst thing you've ever done?stoleHave you ever stolen a farm animal?noHave you ever had a philosophical discussion in the wee hours?noHave you ever been a university student?noAnd lived in student accommodation?noHave you ever done something typically studentish?yes ... hwHave you ever been to a nightclub?noHow about a house party?yesA house party of someone you don't know?yesHave you ever stolen a sign?yesA road sign?yesA traffic cone?yesSomething else totally useless?yesHave you ever danced raunchily with someone?yesSomeone of the same sex?yesHave you ever worn bright red lipstick?yesHave you ever eaten a Pot Noodle?noHave you ever watched the God Channel in the wee hours?yesAnd preached back to them?yesHave you ever put salt on a meal?yesHave you ever pierced a body part yourself?tried too
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