How do I tell you this without upseting you?
Ok, it's time to be honest. I'm only telling you because I really care. Honestly I do, but seriously now let's get down to buisness.
Your parents, those people you've come to love and care about so much. The ones that have cared for you and loved you every step of the way. Do you love them? I'm sure for the most part you really have. Sure there are exceptions to the rule and for those of you who fall into that category... umm... tough shit I guess huh? The point is your loving mommy and your caring daddy, well, they're gonna die.
Yeah I mean it. Plus it's probably gonna happen pretty soon. You're old enough to know the truth. You're around 21 or so now and your parents are rounding on 50 possibly passing it up and let's face it, most of em arent really that healthy are they? This is pretty much the age where they get sick and diagnosed with some bullshit that will end their lives. Let's not forget that they drive constantly and since they're getting older their reflexes,eyesight and awareness are decreasing at an alarming rate. If you're parents were horses or dogs they would've been put down by now.
So they're gonna die. Dead. They will die dead. You'll probably be sad.
Mine are gonna die. I dont want them to, but they will. I figure that if they're gonna they may as well be in the same car. Yeah it's evil but what can I say. If they did pop out my net worth would shoot up, well I bother you with numbers, but it's pretty high.
I'm not hoping they die soon, but they'll die. Mine will probably die after yours though. I'll be there. I'll see you cry, and you will cry.
Because let's face it, your folks are gonna die.
And so will you.
Your parents, those people you've come to love and care about so much. The ones that have cared for you and loved you every step of the way. Do you love them? I'm sure for the most part you really have. Sure there are exceptions to the rule and for those of you who fall into that category... umm... tough shit I guess huh? The point is your loving mommy and your caring daddy, well, they're gonna die.
Yeah I mean it. Plus it's probably gonna happen pretty soon. You're old enough to know the truth. You're around 21 or so now and your parents are rounding on 50 possibly passing it up and let's face it, most of em arent really that healthy are they? This is pretty much the age where they get sick and diagnosed with some bullshit that will end their lives. Let's not forget that they drive constantly and since they're getting older their reflexes,eyesight and awareness are decreasing at an alarming rate. If you're parents were horses or dogs they would've been put down by now.
So they're gonna die. Dead. They will die dead. You'll probably be sad.
Mine are gonna die. I dont want them to, but they will. I figure that if they're gonna they may as well be in the same car. Yeah it's evil but what can I say. If they did pop out my net worth would shoot up, well I bother you with numbers, but it's pretty high.
I'm not hoping they die soon, but they'll die. Mine will probably die after yours though. I'll be there. I'll see you cry, and you will cry.
Because let's face it, your folks are gonna die.
And so will you.