Dec 13, 2005 03:30
Yes Yala I agree, far too many. It's very annoying.
Also as far as 5-8 goes we the chosen and golden will be the only ones who can truly indulge. The rest shall suffer... BIGTIME!
6 days. All hell breaks loose afterwards. I'll be holding the keys, and you'll all be at my mercy. I am merciful. Some of you however will not be spared not that you'd want to be spared because being spared is not really fun at all. THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER FUN WITHOUT ME!
The rest of you will be spared because you are not worthy of the fires. The fires of all that is fun. The fires purifying you into fun. Fun which you can never have because you arent fun. You have to know what fun is before you can have it. You also have to be fun to have fun. You also have to be alive to have fun. You also have to be fun to be alive. Should you not be fun you will have a trial to judge you guilty in which you will be killed in the most unfun way imaginable (tailored specifically to your unfun lifestyle). ALL HAIL THIS DECREE!
Unfortunately some of you fail to meet some or all of the above standards. Not that it matters to me. I already have my plans. My plans and blueprints to take over the world. Some of you will have to perish. When the world is mine some will die. Some are you. Some of you are already dead inside, and I mourn for you. So in sign of my mourning for you I shall kill you again just to pretend that you didnt die before. LET IT BE WRITTEN, LET IT BE KNOWN.
In 6 days time these laws will become the cornerstones of your lives or the end of your lives. Chose wisely for your very fun may depend on it. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL.
Anyways now you see what happens when you dont join in my fun.
And so if here we stop
Then never again will you see
This in your life
Hang on to the glory at my right hand.
THE KING OF FUN HAS SPOKEN!