Not a care in the World
-A wandering monk walked barefoot everywhere he went, to the point that the soles of his feet eventually became quite thick and leathery. And because he ate very little, he gradually became very frail. Several days often passed between opportunities to brush his teeth, so he usually had bad breath. Therefore, throughout the region, he came to be known as the "super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis."
-Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective. "With a golf gun," the other detective replied. "A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?" "I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."
Two hats are sitting on a rack, and one turns to the other and says, "You stay here, I'm going on ahead."
Q: What do you call it when two oxen collide?
A: oxidant
-Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective. "With a golf gun," the other detective replied. "A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?" "I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."
Two hats are sitting on a rack, and one turns to the other and says, "You stay here, I'm going on ahead."
Q: What do you call it when two oxen collide?
A: oxidant