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It's been a while. I think I need to update. What's been going on lately? Well, Yeti and I have been playing a lot of Uno. I win most of the time. Yeti isn't very smart, but don't tell him that you heard that from me. I like the color of his fur, however I am not too fond of the smell of his arm pit. He often forces me to smell him before his big date. If he is not stinky enoubh, he will rub three week old bacon under his arm and then smear it with a layer of elephant feces. Yetis like the stink. I like the sauce. The alcohol sauce. I am not going to lie to you. I am not drunk right now. Psyche! I have had a beer or 9 in the past four hours. I like the affect of alcohol. It makes me forget about my problems. In all seriousness, I don't have any problems, except for the life crippling cancer and the chemo that burns my body every day. Don't take offense to that. I don't have cancer or chemo. I hear that shit is a bitch. Seriously though, pray for people with cancer. I am probably going to hell for the previous statements. I love everybody and I don't wish harm on anybody. Not even Chuck E. Cheese. What does that "E" stand for? I like to imagine that it stands for Edgar. Chuck Edgar Cheese. It has a nice ring to it. My cell phone has a nice ring to it. It sounds like a ring and not a stupid song. I probably won't update for at least another four months.