Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I pulled over and changed
island_slut's flat tire (15 points). Last Saturday I gave
liteskinbro a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I turned
gimpymcgee818 in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In July
heighleigh and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In May I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (724 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
platos_smile