south park on goths...
Goth kid 1: Look at that. Another tortured soul.
Goth kid 2: Another life of pain.
Goth kid 1: Hey 'Raven', check it out.
Stan ('Raven'): Butters?
Butters: *stops crying* Oh... *sniff* *sniff* Hey Stan.
Stan: What's the matter with you?
Butters: Well, my girl friend broke up with me.
Goth girl: Did she step on your heart, with stiletto shoes?
Butters: Yeah. Sure does hurt.
Goth kid 1: That's cool. I guess you can join up with us if you want.
Goth kid 2: Yeah. We're gonna go to the grave yard and write poems about death and how pointless life is.
Butters: Oh, no thanks. I love life.
Stan: Huh? But you just got dumped.
Butters: Well, yeah, and I'm sad. But at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know... it makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now, is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling, is like a beautiful sadness. I guess that sounds stupid.
Goth kid 2: Yeah.
Stan: No. No, Butters, that doesn't sound stupid at all.
Butters: Well thanks for offering to let me in your club guys. But to be honest, I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid... Well, see ya Stan.
Stan: He's right! I don't even know who I am anymore. I like liking life a lot more than hating it. Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Goth kid 2: Another life of pain.
Goth kid 1: Hey 'Raven', check it out.
Stan ('Raven'): Butters?
Butters: *stops crying* Oh... *sniff* *sniff* Hey Stan.
Stan: What's the matter with you?
Butters: Well, my girl friend broke up with me.
Goth girl: Did she step on your heart, with stiletto shoes?
Butters: Yeah. Sure does hurt.
Goth kid 1: That's cool. I guess you can join up with us if you want.
Goth kid 2: Yeah. We're gonna go to the grave yard and write poems about death and how pointless life is.
Butters: Oh, no thanks. I love life.
Stan: Huh? But you just got dumped.
Butters: Well, yeah, and I'm sad. But at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know... it makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now, is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling, is like a beautiful sadness. I guess that sounds stupid.
Goth kid 2: Yeah.
Stan: No. No, Butters, that doesn't sound stupid at all.
Butters: Well thanks for offering to let me in your club guys. But to be honest, I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid... Well, see ya Stan.
Stan: He's right! I don't even know who I am anymore. I like liking life a lot more than hating it. Screw you guys, I'm going home.