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dear livejournal,
im sorry youve been neglected. really i am. but SO much is happening oh so fast. ive moved into my first apt and have been uber busy decorating and grocery shopping throwing parties and dyeing my hair. you know the drill. anyway, im updating now, so please stop calling my phone at 4am and leaving drunken messages. i get it. now drink a glass of water and dont call me at weird hours again.
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HI!!! oh guys i am having the best time, itellyouwhat. and this post is an update as well as a chance to quash Every rumor that some snooty little bitches have started. business first:
im going to school part time. we knew that. check an update or two ago. and yes, im still at meredith. no, i didnt flunk out of school, and no, im not giving up on my major, and no, theres nothing negative you can say about me to try to ruin my reputation. do us all a favor and stop trying. if you spread those nasty little things again, your ass is sawdust, mmkay? spreading rumors is for 1st graders and prom queens. youre in college now. take some prozac and go to class.
now for the fun part:
WOOHOO! love this apt like CRAZY. mom can kiss my fat ass. she thinks ill be suffering because im off campus. well shows what she knows. i dont have to deal with whiny residents or hallmates, no limited bdh hours, no boy hours, no liquor laws, no curfew, and no supervision. im in heaven. the apt warming party on friday was SO MUCH FUN! thanks y'all for coming. oh wow good times. and dont forget about dinner sunday night. call me on your way. i might ask you to bring salad or chicken or something. who knows what we'll eat. i'll feed you! ive already got strawberry daquiris in the freezer, and mixers for the bottles of happiness left over from friday. and this decorating bidness is Uber delightful. the only rooms left to tackle are my office/sunroom and my bedroom. which are, ironically, the two rooms i *should* be spending all my time in. too bad ive slept on the futon/couch more than i have in my bed. and the closet space is just unbefreakinlievable. everyone whos seen it has left little cum trails as they go moseying back to the living room. and don't y'all deny it! (sorry for the crudeness. its what you get at 430am). dad needs to mail my opera books or dr williams is gonna have my ass, but other than that and actually unpacking and laundrying clothes, this little fucker is fully functional! OI!! my transfer to the lane bryant at crabtree went through, and i start monday (w000000t). though im certain that no group of ladies will ever hold a candle to the awesomeness at fairlakes #6951. YEAH FAIRLAKES!!
ive gotten to see a LOT of the great martha williams lately, and im squealing with glee, believeyoume. ive missed her TERRIBLY and we're making up for it. gay chris came by last wed and spent the night. we hung pictures and went shopping and had a gay time together (haha. i just thought of that. man, am i worse than pauly shore at this time a day or WHAT?) so yes. things are good. love and adore the mc ladies a great deal. cant even put it to words, but all of you (and you know who you are...) have made such a difference! jesuschristalmighty you are just one in a million and dammit if i didnt find a million of you.
(i suppose im rambling because its 435am and no ones on or everyones away and the tv is all infomercials about cortisol or a juicer. nothing interesting like the thigh master, or make-up products.)
so its abooot bedtime. well, it was aboot bedtime 4 hours ago, but i think that im gonna crash now.
dont forget that sunday is dinner night. y'all are invited. just call beforehand so i know how much to cook, ok? and wednesday is game/movie night. whatever. its really just a chance to hang out and gab midweek.
im sorry youve been neglected. really i am. but SO much is happening oh so fast. ive moved into my first apt and have been uber busy decorating and grocery shopping throwing parties and dyeing my hair. you know the drill. anyway, im updating now, so please stop calling my phone at 4am and leaving drunken messages. i get it. now drink a glass of water and dont call me at weird hours again.
<3 say say
HI!!! oh guys i am having the best time, itellyouwhat. and this post is an update as well as a chance to quash Every rumor that some snooty little bitches have started. business first:
im going to school part time. we knew that. check an update or two ago. and yes, im still at meredith. no, i didnt flunk out of school, and no, im not giving up on my major, and no, theres nothing negative you can say about me to try to ruin my reputation. do us all a favor and stop trying. if you spread those nasty little things again, your ass is sawdust, mmkay? spreading rumors is for 1st graders and prom queens. youre in college now. take some prozac and go to class.
now for the fun part:
WOOHOO! love this apt like CRAZY. mom can kiss my fat ass. she thinks ill be suffering because im off campus. well shows what she knows. i dont have to deal with whiny residents or hallmates, no limited bdh hours, no boy hours, no liquor laws, no curfew, and no supervision. im in heaven. the apt warming party on friday was SO MUCH FUN! thanks y'all for coming. oh wow good times. and dont forget about dinner sunday night. call me on your way. i might ask you to bring salad or chicken or something. who knows what we'll eat. i'll feed you! ive already got strawberry daquiris in the freezer, and mixers for the bottles of happiness left over from friday. and this decorating bidness is Uber delightful. the only rooms left to tackle are my office/sunroom and my bedroom. which are, ironically, the two rooms i *should* be spending all my time in. too bad ive slept on the futon/couch more than i have in my bed. and the closet space is just unbefreakinlievable. everyone whos seen it has left little cum trails as they go moseying back to the living room. and don't y'all deny it! (sorry for the crudeness. its what you get at 430am). dad needs to mail my opera books or dr williams is gonna have my ass, but other than that and actually unpacking and laundrying clothes, this little fucker is fully functional! OI!! my transfer to the lane bryant at crabtree went through, and i start monday (w000000t). though im certain that no group of ladies will ever hold a candle to the awesomeness at fairlakes #6951. YEAH FAIRLAKES!!
ive gotten to see a LOT of the great martha williams lately, and im squealing with glee, believeyoume. ive missed her TERRIBLY and we're making up for it. gay chris came by last wed and spent the night. we hung pictures and went shopping and had a gay time together (haha. i just thought of that. man, am i worse than pauly shore at this time a day or WHAT?) so yes. things are good. love and adore the mc ladies a great deal. cant even put it to words, but all of you (and you know who you are...) have made such a difference! jesuschristalmighty you are just one in a million and dammit if i didnt find a million of you.
(i suppose im rambling because its 435am and no ones on or everyones away and the tv is all infomercials about cortisol or a juicer. nothing interesting like the thigh master, or make-up products.)
so its abooot bedtime. well, it was aboot bedtime 4 hours ago, but i think that im gonna crash now.
dont forget that sunday is dinner night. y'all are invited. just call beforehand so i know how much to cook, ok? and wednesday is game/movie night. whatever. its really just a chance to hang out and gab midweek.