I think I will miss you most of all, ridiculously old fraud.
*blink blink blink* I can't remember what's going on.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE RIDICULOUSLY OLD FRAUD!!!!! ANYONE BUT HIM!!! (Except 69) Take me instead!!! Oh Gods of House why? WHY?!
Alright so... I know why. I understand why. But I don't like it.
Writers: We didn't write it so you could like it.
Me: Well I should like it.
Okay that's enough quoting of Megadoomer for one day. Here are my guesses for who he ends up with (subject to change depending on how many he gets... I seem to remember reading somewhere he's getting four....)
1. #13 AKA Cameron replacement *HISS*
2. Black Mormon
3. (Evil Bitchy Blonde woman - I DON'T WANT HER MAKE HER GO AWAY!!!!)
4. (69 - NEED to keep him)
Luckily, I wouldn't be surprised if we saw Bosley/Ridiculously Old Fraud (I need to pick one name for him and stick with it) again. After all, he has Wilson's number.
Dammit, I did them backwards again.
So apparently, according to everyone who didn't miss the first ten minutes of Bones this week (which would not include me) feels it had some huge environmentalist vibes going on this epi. I must've missed them in the first ten minutes 'cause I got nothin'. Oh! *bounce* John Francis Daley (Sweets - ehehehehehe his name is SWEETS) I'm so happy you're here. I'm not sure how I feel about your character yet, but I'm so happy you're here (For the lost and confused, he was Jim on Kitchen Confidential and if you want to here me rant about Fox you can ask me about it).
Please, people, back me up on this. We don't need Bones/Booth. We just don't. We like the brother sister dynamic they have going. Leave them alone. Set them up with other people. Anyone. Anyone. YOU. Just not each other (and I think I'd be against any Booth/Angela or Bones/Hodgins or Bones/Zach thank you very much). Go and mess up their big happy family and I'll cut you. I'll cut you good.
I have a new theory to add to my old one. Of course... I haven't shared my old theory here so I suppose I should do that first.
Lana is a secret agent.
Think about it. It's the only way any of this makes sense.
Season 1 - She owns a piece of meteor rock and discovers its connection to Smallville's meteor freaks not to mention our mutual friend in tights' only weakness. And she gains a "stalker" who eventually tries to kill her. Also, she's a champion horse rider.
Season 2 - After reporting back to her superiors, she stays in Smallville to learn more about these strange meteor rocks. She gains a "stalker" who eventually tries to kill her. She's a champion horse rider. Also, she is now a ninja master because Lex gave her two lessons.
Season 3 - She learns about magic caves an secrets from the potential alien Clark Kent (if that IS his real name) and reports back. She gains a "stalker" who eventually tries to kill her. She's a champion horse rider and a ninja master. Also, she's an artist and has to go to France to "go to art school" (pronounced: assassinate the Prime Minister of MALAYSIA).
Season 4 - She returns from France. She gains a "stalker" who eventually tries to kill her. She's a champion horse rider and a ninja master and an artist. Also, she starred in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon because she's related to some witch who owned a coffee shop.
Season 5 - After another meteor shower, she teams up with Lex to discover the magical secrets of an alien spacecraft which may have something to do with Clark Kent (if that IS his real name). She gains a "stalker" who eventually tries to kill her. She's a champion horse rider and a master ninja and an artist and starred in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Also, she's an alien magnet with VAST knowledge of the solar system and interest in it and Kryptonian's just seem to fall for her. Even the gay ones.
Season 6 - She marries Lex and sets various traps and discovers that Smallville indeed is home to an alien: Clark Kent (Oh my God, that's not his real name). Then she decides she's done being married to Lex and starts treating him like crap and fakes a baby and then accuses him of faking it (he's only faking one thing - and failing miserably - my dear and that's not it). She gains a "stalker" who eventually tries to kill her. She's a champion horse rider and a master ninja and an artist and starred in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon and is an alien magnet. Also, (just to crush our dreams) she got blowed up and is presumed dead even though we all know she's not because she's been almost killed enough times that we don't get our hopes up any more.
Season 7 - Oh my God! Lana's alive!!! I never saw THAT coming! She's hiding out in Singapore with the best blonde wig disguise EVER. How did she do it? Easy. She discovered that Lex had made a clone of her that was never alive. She put it in her car and managed to escape onto the passing mailtruck just before the car exploded so her body was in the car and thus the authorities think her dead and arrest Lex for her murder. Did I mention in spite of all this she still gets money from him for their divorce? I didn't know dead people could do that.
So here's my new theory. Lana is dead. She got blowed up in that car. BUT the Lana clone isn't. In fact, the Lana clone was the one who killed Lana. She then went to Singapore to hide out and then came back to Smallville and is now acting ever more bitchy than Lana ever was.
Of course, this is Smallville and that would make too much sense and Al and Miles love Lana too much to give the rest of us the satisfaction of having her dead.
This week's episode pissed me off, and I'll tell you why. Remember back when Supernatural did "Hollywood Babylon" and they spent the entire episode making fun of their jobs? That is what this episode should have been. But it wasn't. It tried. It really did but all it did was point out its own flaws and then do nothing to fix them (i.e. the fans are not pleased with the way this is going. SCREW THE FANS! WE DON'T NEED THEM ANYWAY! and instead of putting the focus on what the story is supposed to be about we'll focus on some girl no one cares about and wants dead. BRILLIANT! Hello? Al? Miles? Remember Lois? The chick Clark has the hots for but can't do anything about it 'cause she's in love with Superman? I thought not).
I can't wait until Ollie comes back. He brings sense to this ridiculous world.
Carry on my wayward son.
There'll be peace when you are done.
Lay your weary head to rest.
Don't you cry no more.
What? It's SPN what did you expect?
So... This week's epi was kinda.... yeah. There was nothing amazingly fantabulous other than yay we have the Colt back.... I can't believe I just said that. In my defense, this is celebration over having a weapon that can kill demons dead so people can't go 'round saying Ruby's a better fighter just because she's got a weapon that'll kill the buggers. Also, if y'all even THINK about killing Bobby and you're dead to me. Even though he's joined the ranks of the lying liars who lie (but then... who hasn't on this show aside from Ellen *wail* ELLEN!)
Once upon a time I knew what the hell I was doing. I am now regretting not having the foresight to bring any Harry Potter with me to school... I never thought I'd say this but... I miss it. I mean.... I really miss it. I miss Sirius and Remus and Ron and Draco and Dumbleydoor and Hagrid and Fred and George and Bill and Charlie and Ginny and Mr and Mrs. Weasley and DUDDLEY for christ's sake and Colin and that wormy kid and Snape and McGonagall and Krum and Luna and Nicholas and even Harry and Hermoine.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE RIDICULOUSLY OLD FRAUD!!!!! ANYONE BUT HIM!!! (Except 69) Take me instead!!! Oh Gods of House why? WHY?!
Alright so... I know why. I understand why. But I don't like it.
Writers: We didn't write it so you could like it.
Me: Well I should like it.
Okay that's enough quoting of Megadoomer for one day. Here are my guesses for who he ends up with (subject to change depending on how many he gets... I seem to remember reading somewhere he's getting four....)
1. #13 AKA Cameron replacement *HISS*
2. Black Mormon
3. (Evil Bitchy Blonde woman - I DON'T WANT HER MAKE HER GO AWAY!!!!)
4. (69 - NEED to keep him)
Luckily, I wouldn't be surprised if we saw Bosley/Ridiculously Old Fraud (I need to pick one name for him and stick with it) again. After all, he has Wilson's number.
Dammit, I did them backwards again.
So apparently, according to everyone who didn't miss the first ten minutes of Bones this week (which would not include me) feels it had some huge environmentalist vibes going on this epi. I must've missed them in the first ten minutes 'cause I got nothin'. Oh! *bounce* John Francis Daley (Sweets - ehehehehehe his name is SWEETS) I'm so happy you're here. I'm not sure how I feel about your character yet, but I'm so happy you're here (For the lost and confused, he was Jim on Kitchen Confidential and if you want to here me rant about Fox you can ask me about it).
Please, people, back me up on this. We don't need Bones/Booth. We just don't. We like the brother sister dynamic they have going. Leave them alone. Set them up with other people. Anyone. Anyone. YOU. Just not each other (and I think I'd be against any Booth/Angela or Bones/Hodgins or Bones/Zach thank you very much). Go and mess up their big happy family and I'll cut you. I'll cut you good.
I have a new theory to add to my old one. Of course... I haven't shared my old theory here so I suppose I should do that first.
Lana is a secret agent.
Think about it. It's the only way any of this makes sense.
Season 1 - She owns a piece of meteor rock and discovers its connection to Smallville's meteor freaks not to mention our mutual friend in tights' only weakness. And she gains a "stalker" who eventually tries to kill her. Also, she's a champion horse rider.
Season 2 - After reporting back to her superiors, she stays in Smallville to learn more about these strange meteor rocks. She gains a "stalker" who eventually tries to kill her. She's a champion horse rider. Also, she is now a ninja master because Lex gave her two lessons.
Season 3 - She learns about magic caves an secrets from the potential alien Clark Kent (if that IS his real name) and reports back. She gains a "stalker" who eventually tries to kill her. She's a champion horse rider and a ninja master. Also, she's an artist and has to go to France to "go to art school" (pronounced: assassinate the Prime Minister of MALAYSIA).
Season 4 - She returns from France. She gains a "stalker" who eventually tries to kill her. She's a champion horse rider and a ninja master and an artist. Also, she starred in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon because she's related to some witch who owned a coffee shop.
Season 5 - After another meteor shower, she teams up with Lex to discover the magical secrets of an alien spacecraft which may have something to do with Clark Kent (if that IS his real name). She gains a "stalker" who eventually tries to kill her. She's a champion horse rider and a master ninja and an artist and starred in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Also, she's an alien magnet with VAST knowledge of the solar system and interest in it and Kryptonian's just seem to fall for her. Even the gay ones.
Season 6 - She marries Lex and sets various traps and discovers that Smallville indeed is home to an alien: Clark Kent (Oh my God, that's not his real name). Then she decides she's done being married to Lex and starts treating him like crap and fakes a baby and then accuses him of faking it (he's only faking one thing - and failing miserably - my dear and that's not it). She gains a "stalker" who eventually tries to kill her. She's a champion horse rider and a master ninja and an artist and starred in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon and is an alien magnet. Also, (just to crush our dreams) she got blowed up and is presumed dead even though we all know she's not because she's been almost killed enough times that we don't get our hopes up any more.
Season 7 - Oh my God! Lana's alive!!! I never saw THAT coming! She's hiding out in Singapore with the best blonde wig disguise EVER. How did she do it? Easy. She discovered that Lex had made a clone of her that was never alive. She put it in her car and managed to escape onto the passing mailtruck just before the car exploded so her body was in the car and thus the authorities think her dead and arrest Lex for her murder. Did I mention in spite of all this she still gets money from him for their divorce? I didn't know dead people could do that.
So here's my new theory. Lana is dead. She got blowed up in that car. BUT the Lana clone isn't. In fact, the Lana clone was the one who killed Lana. She then went to Singapore to hide out and then came back to Smallville and is now acting ever more bitchy than Lana ever was.
Of course, this is Smallville and that would make too much sense and Al and Miles love Lana too much to give the rest of us the satisfaction of having her dead.
This week's episode pissed me off, and I'll tell you why. Remember back when Supernatural did "Hollywood Babylon" and they spent the entire episode making fun of their jobs? That is what this episode should have been. But it wasn't. It tried. It really did but all it did was point out its own flaws and then do nothing to fix them (i.e. the fans are not pleased with the way this is going. SCREW THE FANS! WE DON'T NEED THEM ANYWAY! and instead of putting the focus on what the story is supposed to be about we'll focus on some girl no one cares about and wants dead. BRILLIANT! Hello? Al? Miles? Remember Lois? The chick Clark has the hots for but can't do anything about it 'cause she's in love with Superman? I thought not).
I can't wait until Ollie comes back. He brings sense to this ridiculous world.
Carry on my wayward son.
There'll be peace when you are done.
Lay your weary head to rest.
Don't you cry no more.
What? It's SPN what did you expect?
So... This week's epi was kinda.... yeah. There was nothing amazingly fantabulous other than yay we have the Colt back.... I can't believe I just said that. In my defense, this is celebration over having a weapon that can kill demons dead so people can't go 'round saying Ruby's a better fighter just because she's got a weapon that'll kill the buggers. Also, if y'all even THINK about killing Bobby and you're dead to me. Even though he's joined the ranks of the lying liars who lie (but then... who hasn't on this show aside from Ellen *wail* ELLEN!)
Once upon a time I knew what the hell I was doing. I am now regretting not having the foresight to bring any Harry Potter with me to school... I never thought I'd say this but... I miss it. I mean.... I really miss it. I miss Sirius and Remus and Ron and Draco and Dumbleydoor and Hagrid and Fred and George and Bill and Charlie and Ginny and Mr and Mrs. Weasley and DUDDLEY for christ's sake and Colin and that wormy kid and Snape and McGonagall and Krum and Luna and Nicholas and even Harry and Hermoine.