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[platinumtrinity]

[It was an early morning at the bakery, nobody was there and it was still locked up for the night. In the kitchen at the back was a huge cake fit for a massive party, a good 3ft tall at least. But the strangest thing of all was that the cake was wobbling, shuffling even. That was until a girl burst out of the top, gasping for air.]

Who the hell

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[kakeravoyager]

They get more and more creative each cycle.

[Wow sticking someone in a cake of all things. Though the shift in voice is what makes her more curious.]

You have been kidnapped into a new fragment, which we call Luceti.

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[platinumtrinity]

[Oh! A reply! So it is a communications device after all.]

Uhmm... I'm afraid I don't understand what you mean. Fragment? Luceti?

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[kakeravoyager]

Fragment is a Voyager term for 'universe'. I apologize for my language choices. [Not that she intends to change it.] Luceti is a different universe, which you have been kidnapped into.

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[platinumtrinity]

A different universe? How is that even possible?

Tell her how they stole Luna's clothes too!

Ah, yes, they took our clothes. But do you know who kidnapped us? We've got a score to settle with them.

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[catus_carnival]

Cake?!

[Worst person to ask, guy(s).]

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[platinumtrinity]

Some guys kidnapped me and put me in a cake!

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[catus_carnival]

That's awful, meow!

[...not quite. The kidnapping is the only bad part. The cake on the other hand, sounds delicious.]

...Is the cake yummy?

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[platinumtrinity]

You're telling me!

[Looking at the cake scattered across the floor and work surfaces. She kind of exploded out of the top.]

Uh, I guess if you don't mind some of Luna's hairs and random floor dirt, then it probably tastes good? Luna was too busy trying to breathe to find out.

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[thederpyhalf]

[asjkgha. This is the most strangest message Yui heard today]

W-Wow, I didn't think the Malnosso could do that. Are you both all right?

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[platinumtrinity]

[Another voice through the book.]

No, Luna is not alright. She woke up being suffocated by cake!

Not especially no. These wings hurt, and as Luna said, we haven't had the best start to the morning.

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[thederpyhalf]

Ah, well...a lot of strange things can happen here. Maybe the Malnosso wanted the two of you to be a surprise for someone.

[Doooesn't even notice the two voices are from the same person.]

Unfortunately, there's nothing we can do about the wings. Everyone has them when we arrive here.

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[platinumtrinity]

Does Luna look like a hooker to you?! I'm nobody's surprise present! If this is some cruel joke then they've taken it too far!

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[black_onslaught]

[...

Is that--]

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[black_onslaught]

[...

It is.]

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[black_onslaught]

[No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

NO.

NOOOO.]

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[black_onslaught]

[Okay. He can be civil. This can go well, so long as he doesn't agitate her or some shit. Not like that totally isn't easy to do though, goddammit.

Alright. Here goes nothing.] You have got to be kidding me! Now you're here too, you little brat.....s!? [Well done.]

[Action] I thought about doing a sensible post. I really did.

[jollygreenjerk]

[Oh, the bakery's closed up and locked you say? Well that sucks because Hulk's just going to walk right through the door anyway, breaking it apart. NOTHINGS GOING TO STOP HIM FROM GETTING HIS EARLY MORNING BAGEL. YOU HEAR ME!? Besides it'll repair itself later.

He's going to go into the kitchen because that's where they keep all the good stuff, and then he see's Platinum there. Covered in cake...

He's just going to stare with a deep frown.]

[Action] oh god

[platinumtrinity]

[A massive, green, muscular man just smashed through the door...]

This is the worst day of Luna's life ever. D-don't kill me! I'm scared!

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[jollygreenjerk]

Hmph.

[He's just going to go over here and start eating some of these delicious bakery treats. At least he doesn't want to eat you!]

Couldn't tell from the locked door? Bakery's closed. [Just forget about him being in here and all shhhh.]

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[platinumtrinity]

What are you talking about?! You're the one who smashed your way in! Luna just woke up here!