Of Bears
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_of_scotland/7208505.stm
[10:30] Shadowed Eros: ........!
[10:32] ubergeekblaine: Bear FTW
[10:32] Shadowed Eros: That bear could -kick your ass-.
[10:32] Shadowed Eros: and then smack yo mama.
[10:32] ubergeekblaine: And then light one up and drink a bear
[10:32] ubergeekblaine: *beer
[10:33] Shadowed Eros: whoa now.
[10:33] Shadowed Eros: bears don't drink bears.
[10:33] Shadowed Eros: except for the bears that get paid for that sorta thing.
[10:33] ubergeekblaine: IT WAS A TYPO. GOD
[10:33] Shadowed Eros: turning bear tricks behind the bear 7-11
[10:33] ubergeekblaine: And then one of them cunt punts the other to the moon, eh?
[10:33] Shadowed Eros: these things have been known to happen.
[10:33] Shadowed Eros: under -circumstances-.
[10:34] ubergeekblaine: I've heard these things.
[10:35] Shadowed Eros: sidely.
[10:35] Shadowed Eros: "He was found wandering in the hills of Iran by Polish soldiers in 1943. "
[10:35] Shadowed Eros: I can hear the wise cracks.
[10:36] Shadowed Eros: -Feel them-.
[10:36] ubergeekblaine: "Why were there Polish soldiers in Iran in 1943?"
[10:36] Shadowed Eros: They got lost.
[10:36] Shadowed Eros: These things also happen.
[10:37] Shadowed Eros: Under -similar circumstances-.
[10:38] Shadowed Eros: "Hey, guys, sorry about that. But check it out, we totally found a bear."
[10:40] Shadowed Eros: So Poland was plannign an invasion of Iran. I think thats whats up.
[10:45] ubergeekblaine: That's probably the case.
[10:46] Shadowed Eros: Someone had to do it.
[10:46] ubergeekblaine: Well, Germany sort of invited itself over for tea and Blitzkreig, so Poland had to make other plans.
[10:46] Shadowed Eros: Plans to move out east.
[10:46] Shadowed Eros: ...with a bear.
[10:47] ubergeekblaine: "Man I know what Germans hate. Fucking sand. That's it. Let's go rape some towel-head chicks." "Oh hey, a Bear. Epic win."
[10:47] ubergeekblaine: Desert Bear >>> Desert Fox.
[10:48] ubergeekblaine: If only Roosevelt had known. They could have sent in the bear to go mano a mano with Rommel and ended Africa like 8 months earlier.
[10:48] Shadowed Eros: I wonder if the bear ever killed a nazi.
[10:48] ubergeekblaine: I hope so.
[10:48] ubergeekblaine: That would be really awesome.
[10:49] ubergeekblaine: It killed them by proxy.
[10:49] Shadowed Eros: Or like a Polish dude rode him. Like that guy in Anchorman?
[10:49] ubergeekblaine: By lugging around heavy mortar shells.
[10:49] ubergeekblaine: beearrbee
[10:49] Shadowed Eros: Man how many people get killed by bear-proxy.
[10:49] Shadowed Eros: That's some street cred right there.
[10:49] Shadowed Eros: On the mean streets of Berlin.
[10:50] Shadowed Eros: "O.G. got mortar-capped by a bear."
[10:30] Shadowed Eros: ........!
[10:32] ubergeekblaine: Bear FTW
[10:32] Shadowed Eros: That bear could -kick your ass-.
[10:32] Shadowed Eros: and then smack yo mama.
[10:32] ubergeekblaine: And then light one up and drink a bear
[10:32] ubergeekblaine: *beer
[10:33] Shadowed Eros: whoa now.
[10:33] Shadowed Eros: bears don't drink bears.
[10:33] Shadowed Eros: except for the bears that get paid for that sorta thing.
[10:33] ubergeekblaine: IT WAS A TYPO. GOD
[10:33] Shadowed Eros: turning bear tricks behind the bear 7-11
[10:33] ubergeekblaine: And then one of them cunt punts the other to the moon, eh?
[10:33] Shadowed Eros: these things have been known to happen.
[10:33] Shadowed Eros: under -circumstances-.
[10:34] ubergeekblaine: I've heard these things.
[10:35] Shadowed Eros: sidely.
[10:35] Shadowed Eros: "He was found wandering in the hills of Iran by Polish soldiers in 1943. "
[10:35] Shadowed Eros: I can hear the wise cracks.
[10:36] Shadowed Eros: -Feel them-.
[10:36] ubergeekblaine: "Why were there Polish soldiers in Iran in 1943?"
[10:36] Shadowed Eros: They got lost.
[10:36] Shadowed Eros: These things also happen.
[10:37] Shadowed Eros: Under -similar circumstances-.
[10:38] Shadowed Eros: "Hey, guys, sorry about that. But check it out, we totally found a bear."
[10:40] Shadowed Eros: So Poland was plannign an invasion of Iran. I think thats whats up.
[10:45] ubergeekblaine: That's probably the case.
[10:46] Shadowed Eros: Someone had to do it.
[10:46] ubergeekblaine: Well, Germany sort of invited itself over for tea and Blitzkreig, so Poland had to make other plans.
[10:46] Shadowed Eros: Plans to move out east.
[10:46] Shadowed Eros: ...with a bear.
[10:47] ubergeekblaine: "Man I know what Germans hate. Fucking sand. That's it. Let's go rape some towel-head chicks." "Oh hey, a Bear. Epic win."
[10:47] ubergeekblaine: Desert Bear >>> Desert Fox.
[10:48] ubergeekblaine: If only Roosevelt had known. They could have sent in the bear to go mano a mano with Rommel and ended Africa like 8 months earlier.
[10:48] Shadowed Eros: I wonder if the bear ever killed a nazi.
[10:48] ubergeekblaine: I hope so.
[10:48] ubergeekblaine: That would be really awesome.
[10:49] ubergeekblaine: It killed them by proxy.
[10:49] Shadowed Eros: Or like a Polish dude rode him. Like that guy in Anchorman?
[10:49] ubergeekblaine: By lugging around heavy mortar shells.
[10:49] ubergeekblaine: beearrbee
[10:49] Shadowed Eros: Man how many people get killed by bear-proxy.
[10:49] Shadowed Eros: That's some street cred right there.
[10:49] Shadowed Eros: On the mean streets of Berlin.
[10:50] Shadowed Eros: "O.G. got mortar-capped by a bear."