(Untitled)

[platinum_jesus]

mah ha ha, something really funny just happened, and to illustrate its dramatic effect, I think I shal recreate it in broadway drama/movie/screen play form:

enter amanda walking past circuit city towards barnes and noble, a blue notbook and a bluer cold mountain novel in hand. she is wearing a stanford sweatshirt, jeans and coverse...nothing

Comments

[singininrain]

Are you sure this is true? Because this is the funniest thing I've read in a long, long time. Good job on managing your gorgeosity with grace.

[platinum_jesus]

indeed buff tis true
i could hardly believe it myself
i'm so glad i appeal to slightly overweight balding auto technicians
*sigh*

[singininrain]

those slightly overweight balding technicians speak for males everywhere. i think. It must be nice to have a pay off for working out.

maybe i should do it. would you be my mr. miyagi for working out sometime? i need someone to call me "Buffsun."

[platinum_jesus]

YEAH!!! That's so funny because i alway say i'm mr. myagi! like when i challenge people to fake fights i'm like, "you better watch out, i'm pretty much mr. myagi incarnate." and i'm a great grand motivator i also come in a variety of flavors- you can have mr. myagi motivator "buffsun," drill seargent motivator "WORK YOUR ASS BUFF LETS GO DON'T QUIT ON ME NOW," pilates motivator "excellent work ladies, we'll stop by the raw food tofu bistro on the way home if you continue to exercise your core." etc. etc.

as you wish, buff

[singininrain]

oh my gosh, amanda, or should I say Mr. Miyagi. I can hardly write my paper for laughing. Thank you for your kind offer of multiple personalities to choose from. With your help, I think I'll become some sort of ridiculously strong Amazonian woman. As long as I don't have to cut off one of my boobs to draw an arrow.