My shit list

Jun 30, 2007 10:59

Alright, another person has been added to my shit list. First we had the AT&T guy for just being a cumquat.

Number one this week? Justin Timberlake!

"Why", you ask?

Here's why:

He attacked Sweden! According to various Swedish news sources, Justin first refused a little girl to take a picture of him, then he pelted his fans with water bottles, ping pong balls, and berries from the roof top of his hotel. Then he spat on them. His adoring fans went on calling him a fuckface, to which he replied "Go fuck yourself!". What else? He ate at Hard rock cafe! And according to Swedish evening paper Aftonbladet, how big was this force of fans setting poor Justin off? 10!!!!

His response to the little girl who wanted a picture? "Do you want me to juggle also?!" Yes, juggle for us monkey boy!!!

Justin Timberlake; The terrorist.

Ever pondered on what "celebrity" you would like to really beat the shit out of? I have. I would say number one on my list would be Dick Cheney. He just seems to be such a huge... Dick. Now join me, folks, who's ass would you like to kick?
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