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I think Home Depot has been hiring people just because of their funny names lately. I looked through the pictures of the new employees, and some of the names just didn't sound real. One dude's name is Donald Dump, we've got a Michael Moon, and an Artis. There were more, but that's all I can remember right now. I have to refresh my memory tomorrow.

I guess they're not too weird, aside from Donald Dump. Jeff, my department head, said he's girlfriend's friend named her kids Velveeta and Lasagna.

This always amuses me.... Chuck Noris facts