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The following are explanations that insurance customers have given to claims representatives for their accidents.
# Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
# The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of its intention.
# I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
# I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
# A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
# The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve several times before I hit him.
# I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law and headed over the embankment.
# In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
# I had been shopping for a plant all day and was on my way home. As I reached an inter-section a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
# I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
# I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident and damage my big end.
# As I approached the intersection a sign appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
# To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I stuck a pedestrian.
# My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.
# An invisible car came out of nowhere, stuck my car and vanished.
# I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull.
# I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
# The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run. So I ran over him.
# I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
# The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
# I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
# The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out the way when I struck the front end.
# The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.
# I knocked over a man, he admitted it was his fault as he'd been knocked over before.
# Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
# The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of its intention.
# I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
# I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
# A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
# The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve several times before I hit him.
# I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law and headed over the embankment.
# In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
# I had been shopping for a plant all day and was on my way home. As I reached an inter-section a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
# I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
# I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident and damage my big end.
# As I approached the intersection a sign appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
# To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I stuck a pedestrian.
# My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.
# An invisible car came out of nowhere, stuck my car and vanished.
# I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull.
# I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
# The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run. So I ran over him.
# I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
# The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
# I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
# The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out the way when I struck the front end.
# The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.
# I knocked over a man, he admitted it was his fault as he'd been knocked over before.