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Example #337 of why my luck is ridiculous:
So, because my phone was stolen earlier this month, I had jack for money this month. Because I had jack for money this month, I couldn't afford to buy new pants (thanks to culture shock, I never eat and none of my pants fit, though I still weigh exactly the same as I have since eighth grade). Because I can't buy new clothes, all my pants are way too big. Today, Because my pants were too big, my phone fell out of my pocket in a cab. Now, this would be no problem except that was the only time, like, in a year that I didn't pat all my pockets to ensure that everything was there before moving (I did it as soon as I closed the door of the cab). Also, this would also be no problem except that my phone, twenty minutes before, died suddenly despite being charged last night. Because of that, the phone company can't track where it is.
We spent hours waiting at the station where all the cabs refuel, and calling the cab company to try and find the car it was. Apparently the guy just jacked it. This will be the second phone I have to buy this month and I've already got Shit for Money. Like, if Any ONE of those had not been the case, we'd have no problem getting my phone back.
I've noticed that all the major bad things that happen in my life are the combined sum of several ridiculous coincidences. Like, a lot of times a bunch of bad stuff happens all at once, but the major bad things are all complete coincidence, it seems. Does anyone else feel this way? Jayzus, December's going to be another "Don't spend anything" month.
So, because my phone was stolen earlier this month, I had jack for money this month. Because I had jack for money this month, I couldn't afford to buy new pants (thanks to culture shock, I never eat and none of my pants fit, though I still weigh exactly the same as I have since eighth grade). Because I can't buy new clothes, all my pants are way too big. Today, Because my pants were too big, my phone fell out of my pocket in a cab. Now, this would be no problem except that was the only time, like, in a year that I didn't pat all my pockets to ensure that everything was there before moving (I did it as soon as I closed the door of the cab). Also, this would also be no problem except that my phone, twenty minutes before, died suddenly despite being charged last night. Because of that, the phone company can't track where it is.
We spent hours waiting at the station where all the cabs refuel, and calling the cab company to try and find the car it was. Apparently the guy just jacked it. This will be the second phone I have to buy this month and I've already got Shit for Money. Like, if Any ONE of those had not been the case, we'd have no problem getting my phone back.
I've noticed that all the major bad things that happen in my life are the combined sum of several ridiculous coincidences. Like, a lot of times a bunch of bad stuff happens all at once, but the major bad things are all complete coincidence, it seems. Does anyone else feel this way? Jayzus, December's going to be another "Don't spend anything" month.