¡Los Cacahuetes!
SO today was josh's birthday. I went to a strip club (for the first time) called Anthony's in the middle of nowhere, and saw Josh get ridden around by a naked stripper and then get whipped with Lunchbox's belt. It was soooo funny, i couldn't stop laughing. He has welts. And I told that stripper (to whom i kindly declined a private dance) to call him a dwarf. and she said she'd tell the d.j., and he said "his friends call him the dwarf, " made fun of his manhood and then called him "dildo baggins."
OK, so i'm corrupted. SOrry.
Also, i wrote an apparent hit drinking song yesterday morning while trying to finish my take home spanish oral exam. It is called "Los Cacahuetes" and the hook is "¡Los cacahuetes! ¡Los cacahuetes! No lo entiendo" which translates into "The peanuts, the peanuts, i don't understand it." it makes no sense but it is damn catchy. i also have a verse i like a lot that translates to "and when it dies/ the peanut becomes strong/ and comes back from the dead/ and gives the people good luck" (which all rhymes in spanish). i dig it. today at charlie's, we all sang it at the top of our lungs. in a crowded bar. so i can die happy now that i wrote a hit drinking song, and in spanish no less, and ABOUT PEANUTS. ok enough tooting my own horn. i'm goin' to sleep now.
also, i am happy. and so is my cat.
OK, so i'm corrupted. SOrry.
Also, i wrote an apparent hit drinking song yesterday morning while trying to finish my take home spanish oral exam. It is called "Los Cacahuetes" and the hook is "¡Los cacahuetes! ¡Los cacahuetes! No lo entiendo" which translates into "The peanuts, the peanuts, i don't understand it." it makes no sense but it is damn catchy. i also have a verse i like a lot that translates to "and when it dies/ the peanut becomes strong/ and comes back from the dead/ and gives the people good luck" (which all rhymes in spanish). i dig it. today at charlie's, we all sang it at the top of our lungs. in a crowded bar. so i can die happy now that i wrote a hit drinking song, and in spanish no less, and ABOUT PEANUTS. ok enough tooting my own horn. i'm goin' to sleep now.
also, i am happy. and so is my cat.