written by me and my mommy!
The other day, squid followed Prudence to the outhouse after painting in his underwear. Consequently, Poindexter mistakenly swallowed three gigantic memorial porcupines. Beginning Friday, Lois will fly directly above San Francisco on her way to the neurologist's office to get a lobotomy but received an earthy frothy colonoscopy. Gladys happily assumed her baby would eventually grow out of his pants (which were actually the sleeves of a very small shirt made of llamas). Hortense ran into a brick wall and broke it. After all, she thought, I do break a lot of things. Fuzzy worms invaded Joe's armpits on Thursday but by Monday, the new deodorant was making them dizzy. After watching TV, and cooking grease balls, Nadine discovered that seven live piranhas with green stripes and purple umbrellas were living in her boot. It could be worse, she thought. They could be flesh-eating piranhas. Sherman accidentally ingested an entire cantaloupe through his left nostril. It lodged in his pancreas until he removed it with a decapitated hand.