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hey kids!
so i have off 9th and as i walked out of the bathroom some random kid goes you've got something on your shoe. So i looked down and there was toilet paper stuck to my shoe. HA. it was so cliched and awesome. So i was wearing these pointy spike heels, hyterically laughing while trying to keep my balance when getting the toilet paper off. I swear i was there for a good 5 minutes. yes. After school we took a road trip to the stage to drop off beja. hes so effing funny i cant take it. on the way there I got a venti chai at starbucks which is huge for hot drinks and i drank it in about .07 seconds. nice. hanukkah pimped out, i got an iPod, a sewing machine, money, a singing jewish cup and some other shit. hawt. I got debbie and dennis a roll of lifesavers (because im so poor its freaking re-dick) and they loved it. wtf? then deb asked me if i stole them so i said no mother, i can afford to buy you an 80 cent pack of lifesavers. I've become such a slacker its insane, i need christmas break asap (the word not A - S - A - P, asap) so as many of you know ive been having hardcor breathing problems lately so my voice teacher was all "what you need is some vapor rub" so debbie finds vapor rub that i used on my ass when i was 4 and rolls it into my room. I refused to put it on becasue it smells so im sitting here breathing it in from the jar and i swear its driving me crazy. oh well. into the woods is going well, everyone better effing come see it. damnit.
LOVe mel-o
so i have off 9th and as i walked out of the bathroom some random kid goes you've got something on your shoe. So i looked down and there was toilet paper stuck to my shoe. HA. it was so cliched and awesome. So i was wearing these pointy spike heels, hyterically laughing while trying to keep my balance when getting the toilet paper off. I swear i was there for a good 5 minutes. yes. After school we took a road trip to the stage to drop off beja. hes so effing funny i cant take it. on the way there I got a venti chai at starbucks which is huge for hot drinks and i drank it in about .07 seconds. nice. hanukkah pimped out, i got an iPod, a sewing machine, money, a singing jewish cup and some other shit. hawt. I got debbie and dennis a roll of lifesavers (because im so poor its freaking re-dick) and they loved it. wtf? then deb asked me if i stole them so i said no mother, i can afford to buy you an 80 cent pack of lifesavers. I've become such a slacker its insane, i need christmas break asap (the word not A - S - A - P, asap) so as many of you know ive been having hardcor breathing problems lately so my voice teacher was all "what you need is some vapor rub" so debbie finds vapor rub that i used on my ass when i was 4 and rolls it into my room. I refused to put it on becasue it smells so im sitting here breathing it in from the jar and i swear its driving me crazy. oh well. into the woods is going well, everyone better effing come see it. damnit.
LOVe mel-o