i'll kill you with my letter opener

[plasticbags]

so, i hate talking with clients or contractors because they ask me questions as if i were a project manager and when I explain that I am the office manager they act like I am stupid and call me darling. wtf.

Asshole:
"SO, I'll need two sets. Let's 6 sheets. Thanks, Darling"
Me:
"Sure. Click"