no joke.
I was thinking about how much my life is sucking and how unhappy I am this morning. Then I found a fortune cookie from the night before in my bag. The fortune read "this is a prosperous time of life for you". I wondered to myself what would happen if I died on my way to work (ON MY DAY OFF) and they found that fortune in my pocket when they look for my identification (or cash... this is LA). I decided against keeping it with me because I don't really want my death to be newsworthy thanks to Panda Express. Then I ate the cookie. Because I had just brushed my teeth, it tasted like a mint cookie. That's when I realized this is a prosperous time of life for me.