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[plastic_spastic]

Some scruffy looking loser spilled his drink all over my Mother's new robes today. I don't think that I've ever seen her head get so red when she told him off. He was so rude and he smelled like bacon and maple syrup

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[donttelldaddy]

...bacon and maple syrup?

[plastic_spastic]

Like he rolled in his breakfast.

[donttelldaddy]

I can't say much for bacon, but there's plenty of worse things to smell like than maple. I actually like it.

[plastic_spastic]

I guess it's okay for like a woodsy smell, but I honestly don't know how people leaving smelling like that combination.

[donttelldaddy]

Maybe he was a Muggle.

[plastic_spastic]

We were at Mothers work, so he's some part of a wizard. Obviously the hand to eye coordination side is muggleborn.

[donttelldaddy]

That's almost as bad.

[plastic_spastic]

So what's so great about maple?

[donttelldaddy]

It's more of a sentimental value. My boyfriend likes it.

[plastic_spastic]

Huh.

[donttelldaddy]

There's nothing strange about it.

[plastic_spastic]

I've never eaten anything sugary, so I'll take your word on it. I was trying to think of what Link likes... besides himself, a mirror and hair gel.

[donttelldaddy]

What do you mean, you've never eaten anything sugary?

I'm sure he's more complex than that.

[plastic_spastic]

My Mother doesn't let me eat sweets, ever. I swear that she hired a seer to find out what I eat at school.

He could be.

[donttelldaddy]

She's clearly insane.

Nobody is that simple, how would he even function?

[plastic_spastic]

You have no idea.

I'll go make him tell me.