~007~

[plastic_spastic]

I heard something interesting today. I heard that Alfred is on his third girlfriend, this year. First that Marta girl who could think of nothing but marrying him. Then, that head Girl who said he was boring in bed. Now he's gotten sensible and dating a girl from Slytherin. I was sure that Marta would have turned stalker on him

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[sticktokicks]

Don't you have anything better to do than gossip about people?

[plastic_spastic]

Like get a facial hair double? No thanks.

[sticktokicks]

That...wouldn't be something better.

[plastic_spastic]

Well it's what everyone seems to be doing this weekend.

[sticktokicks]

Not on purpose!

[plastic_spastic]

It's not your fault that you did something to make yourself targets.

icon fail lol

[sticktokicks]

I didn't do anything! You probably have one around somewhere.

[plastic_spastic]

Not that I've seen.

[sticktokicks]

Because she's probably out doing something, instead of hanging out in the loo spreading rumors.

[plastic_spastic]

Well, I hope she's shaving her beard.

[sticktokicks]

That would be more productive than what you're up to.

[plastic_spastic]

There is nothing wrong with writing things down in my journal. If you don't like it, ignore it~

[sticktokicks]

I won't ignore it! He's my friend, you can't just say whatever you want about him!

[plastic_spastic]

I didn't know that he needed to be protected by girls.

[sticktokicks]

What does it matter if I'm a girl?

[plastic_spastic]

I have no problem with what you're doing. I just don't think he'd care much for being emasculated.