He's reaching down his lycra bike shorts to get the phone...

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Was anybody listening to Merrick and Rosso this morning?

Lmao, they always call Ed Phillips, the host of Temptation/Sale of the Century, in the morning at about 6.30 while he's riding his bike and he cops it everytime.
"I wonder if he wears a helmet?"
"Depends on how sheer his bike shorts are, I guess."
LMAO.

The best thing is listening to Merrick laugh. Everything is funny to him.

I ditched the gym last night in order to get home early. Just so I could watch Supernatural, lmao. I liked it; I thought it was good. I used to be into Buffy and Charmed back in the day, and it's been years since I watched a show like that, but Supernatural was pretty cool.

I watched Charmed after it, and oh man. That's one show that's gone on too long. I remember when Piper was with Neighbour Dan, hahaha. He was hot. They should have killed them all off with Prue, because after that it went downhill.
Not that I was a fan or anything. O_o.



Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ashley!

1. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Ashley.
2. Banging your head against Ashley uses 150 calories an hour!
3. Ashley cannot jump.
4. If you drop Ashley from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
5. Ashley can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
6. Ashley is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
7. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Ashley!
8. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Ashley!
9. Ashley will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
10. If you chew gum while peeling Ashley then it will stop you from crying.

Lmao, So I just called Andy to read him some of those because come on..I share DNA with half the population, and he's like "Do Mick! Do Mick!". So here's Mick's one and it's so dead on...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mick!

1. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Mick to reach the earth's core.
2. It took Mick 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
3. During World War II, Americans tried to train Mick to drop bombs.
4. Mick can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
5. Mickolatry is the mindless worship of Mick.
6. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Mick!
7. All swans in England belong to Mick.
8. The colour of Mick is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
9. Devoid of his cells and proteins, Mick has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
10. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Mick would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields!

LMAO. Number 3. Weren't they monkeys they tried to teach?
Enough said.
Mickolatry is the mindless worship of Mick.. HAHAHA. It's too much, I can't take it anymore.