I Gotta Dump You

[plastic_penguin]

I had a dream I was the Pope. And then I told Andrea.



me: OH!
me: Guess what!
me: I had a dream with you in it.
Rita: chicken butt
Rita: really?
Rita: tell me!
me: But it wasn't that much fun, because I was the pope, so we couldnt...you know.
Rita: you were... the pope?
Rita: why, may i ask, were you the pope?
me: Teh sexiest damn pope you'll ever meet.
Rita: oh yeah
me: Well, because I got elected to it for my holy attitude and saintly demeanor, obviously.
me: Jesus, Rita, don't you know anything for fuck's sake?
me: Well anyway, I was the Pope.
me: And you were with a bunch of people from Bennington.
me: And I sent you all on a quest to find the holy grail.
me: And you found it in the props room of the PAC.
Rita: ooooo
Rita: whoa
Rita: who knew
me: And then I made you all a picnic, and we ate it outside on the lawn of the Vatican.
me: It was a really good picnic.
Rita: awesome!
Rita: what did we eat
me: Cucumber sandwiches, fresh squeezed lemonade, ladyfingers, chocolate cake and holy wafers.
Rita: holy wafers?
Rita: you blessed our wafers?
me: Well, it had to be Popely somehow.
Rita: LMAO
Rita: HAHAHA
Rita: that was the best
me: You're welcome. Entertainment fresh from the mind of me.