asininexprodigy's app.
Due to recent stupid people's spamming. i've decided to delete the app that was posted by asininexprodigy cuz i don't feel like sitting there and deleting all three hundred and soemthing spam shit. so here's her app if anyone wants to vote on it.
First of all bitch, tell me your:
Name: Maddy
Age: 16
Location: Los Altos, California baby
Status: single
Size: 3 - 5
Occupation: i dont work, i get others to do it for me
Grade: junior
About you:
How would you describe yourself: bitchy, hilarious, devious, outgoing, cute
How would others describe you: conceited, funny, pretty, mean, bitchy
Would you be friends with yourself if you were someone else: hell yes, who wouldn't?
What is your dream job: a politician
What does your LJ name mean: asinine means madness which I so am, and prodigy is my nickname on the volleyball team. basically, i kickass
Your most embarrassing moment: I was on the beach in Hawaii and while i was sunbathing on my tummy, i forgot i had undone my backstrap for no tan lines, and sat up. Pretty cliche.... but it was embarassing as fuck
What's the meanest thing that's ever done to you by someone else: Some girl spread shit about me all over school and called me bitch and slut in the hallways everyday for about two weeks.... not my fault her boyfriend liked me better
Why are you:
loved: because everywhere I go is a party- if i'm not there, no one else wants to be. I'm also a great friend- if my girls ever have a problem, they know who they can come to
Hated: its all jealousy. some bitches think they can cross me and if they try, shit goes down
Feared: i have an attitude, if you get in my way i'll make your life hell. enough said
What do you think about:
Gay marriages:
Teenage pregnancy: If you're going to have sex before marriage, you need to use protection. I think if girls understood the consequences they would finally understand how important it is to use a condom.
Abortion: It a womman's body, she should have the right to choose. I personally wouldn't have the abortion, but if a girl felt it was the only way, then it should be her decision, not the governments
Drugs/Alcohol: I smoke and drink so obviously I'm not against it. In moderation, it's fine. You need to be in control of the drug, not the other way around.
Capital Punishment: I'm all for it. It brings closure to the victim's family and leaves the streets safer. We can't have the chance for a murderer to be on the streets again.
Burn:
your best friend: She can be the worst fucking bitch on the planet. Everytime I do something she doesn't approve on, she goes crazy and bitches at me. Shes all smart and shit, and somehow she thinks that gives her the right to act all high and mighty. And whenever I'm hanging out with some guys, she'll keep calling me and wanting to hang out just because she knows she could never get a guy on her own. It annoys me so much. I'm just like 'get your own life, you can't just expect me to do everything for you.'
Someone you hate: My fucking ex best friend. She is the biggest slut, double-crossing, ugly ass whore I've ever met. She says too much shit and someday it's all gunna come kick her in the fucking face. She thinks she's hot shit, but guys only talk to her because she's an easy-lay.
Someone you love: this guy ive been dating on and off for like, 3 years, can be the most annoying piece of shit. he thinks suddenly he's the center of the universe and that everything he does is more important. He needs to chill the fuck out.
2 celebs of your choice:
Hilary Duff- You're a fat, ugly hoe. All your movies suck ass and you're ugly as hell. Go home to Texas you chubby bitch
Britany Spears- WHITE TRASH! You used to be hot shit and now your a pimply-faced, trashy hoe with a husband with fucked up teeth. Wonder what it's like to have a music career and not being able to sing, you slutty bitch.
Make or break:
A dirty secret that no knows: I meet up with this hot guy i know every so often and we hook up in the back of his car.
What is the bitchiest thing that you've ever done: when my ex best friend was pissing me off, i stole her clothes while she was showering after gym. she had to call her mom to come bring her some!
Why should you be accepted: i'm the total package.... you know you want to...
How did you find us:
someone promoted in a community
Show the link that you promoted in 3 good places: 3 communities: 80s_fashion, _supermodels, the_daily_show
At least 4 clear pics of yourself so we know that you're not ugly. ( one must be a full body pic)
First of all bitch, tell me your:
Name: Maddy
Age: 16
Location: Los Altos, California baby
Status: single
Size: 3 - 5
Occupation: i dont work, i get others to do it for me
Grade: junior
About you:
How would you describe yourself: bitchy, hilarious, devious, outgoing, cute
How would others describe you: conceited, funny, pretty, mean, bitchy
Would you be friends with yourself if you were someone else: hell yes, who wouldn't?
What is your dream job: a politician
What does your LJ name mean: asinine means madness which I so am, and prodigy is my nickname on the volleyball team. basically, i kickass
Your most embarrassing moment: I was on the beach in Hawaii and while i was sunbathing on my tummy, i forgot i had undone my backstrap for no tan lines, and sat up. Pretty cliche.... but it was embarassing as fuck
What's the meanest thing that's ever done to you by someone else: Some girl spread shit about me all over school and called me bitch and slut in the hallways everyday for about two weeks.... not my fault her boyfriend liked me better
Why are you:
loved: because everywhere I go is a party- if i'm not there, no one else wants to be. I'm also a great friend- if my girls ever have a problem, they know who they can come to
Hated: its all jealousy. some bitches think they can cross me and if they try, shit goes down
Feared: i have an attitude, if you get in my way i'll make your life hell. enough said
What do you think about:
Gay marriages:
Teenage pregnancy: If you're going to have sex before marriage, you need to use protection. I think if girls understood the consequences they would finally understand how important it is to use a condom.
Abortion: It a womman's body, she should have the right to choose. I personally wouldn't have the abortion, but if a girl felt it was the only way, then it should be her decision, not the governments
Drugs/Alcohol: I smoke and drink so obviously I'm not against it. In moderation, it's fine. You need to be in control of the drug, not the other way around.
Capital Punishment: I'm all for it. It brings closure to the victim's family and leaves the streets safer. We can't have the chance for a murderer to be on the streets again.
Burn:
your best friend: She can be the worst fucking bitch on the planet. Everytime I do something she doesn't approve on, she goes crazy and bitches at me. Shes all smart and shit, and somehow she thinks that gives her the right to act all high and mighty. And whenever I'm hanging out with some guys, she'll keep calling me and wanting to hang out just because she knows she could never get a guy on her own. It annoys me so much. I'm just like 'get your own life, you can't just expect me to do everything for you.'
Someone you hate: My fucking ex best friend. She is the biggest slut, double-crossing, ugly ass whore I've ever met. She says too much shit and someday it's all gunna come kick her in the fucking face. She thinks she's hot shit, but guys only talk to her because she's an easy-lay.
Someone you love: this guy ive been dating on and off for like, 3 years, can be the most annoying piece of shit. he thinks suddenly he's the center of the universe and that everything he does is more important. He needs to chill the fuck out.
2 celebs of your choice:
Hilary Duff- You're a fat, ugly hoe. All your movies suck ass and you're ugly as hell. Go home to Texas you chubby bitch
Britany Spears- WHITE TRASH! You used to be hot shit and now your a pimply-faced, trashy hoe with a husband with fucked up teeth. Wonder what it's like to have a music career and not being able to sing, you slutty bitch.
Make or break:
A dirty secret that no knows: I meet up with this hot guy i know every so often and we hook up in the back of his car.
What is the bitchiest thing that you've ever done: when my ex best friend was pissing me off, i stole her clothes while she was showering after gym. she had to call her mom to come bring her some!
Why should you be accepted: i'm the total package.... you know you want to...
How did you find us:
someone promoted in a community
Show the link that you promoted in 3 good places: 3 communities: 80s_fashion, _supermodels, the_daily_show
At least 4 clear pics of yourself so we know that you're not ugly. ( one must be a full body pic)