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First of all bitch, tell me your: don't call me a bitch.
Name: Jordan
Age: 17
Location: Littleton
Status: Single
Size: I'm a zero long
Occupation: I don't work
Grade: Senior
About you:
How would you describe yourself: A little narcissitic, bitchy, funny, cool (sometimes)
How would others describe you: very narcissitic, ADD, bitchy, funny
Would you be friends with yourself if you were someone else: would i still act like myself? basically a clone of myself would hate me.
What is your dream job: personal shopper. that'd rock.
What does your LJ name mean: it means that lola loves you.
Your most embarrassing moment: i dont get into embarassing situations, but it isnt because i dont try mind you
What's the meanest thing that's ever done to you by someone else: people arent mean to me
Why are you:
loved: cause im attractive and funny
Hated: cause im attractive and funny
Feared: cause im attractive and bitchy
What do you think about:
Gay marriages: the rights that go along with it are important but the idea is just dumb
Teenage pregnancy: hey, it happens.
Abortion: a right, i dont know exactly how i feel about it really, it has its positives and negatives
Drugs/Alcohol: there is such thing as too much of a good thing
Capital Punishment: vital
Burn:
your best friend: she's a complete attention whore. thinks she's as much of an influence on me as i am on her.
Someone you hate: just because you have a fancy horse from germany doesnt take away from the fact that you are a bitch with a spare tire <33
Someone you love: you are too old, stop trying to be funny. it isn't working.
2 celebs of your choice: avril lavigne, you cant sing. your fashion sense is horrendous. matthew perry, saying every comedic line in a sarcastic tone wont make it funny
Make or break:
A dirty secret that no knows: pfft, i dont have secrets that no one knows. im too much of a gossip
What is the bitchiest thing that you've ever done: i stole a birthday cake (well, that's the bitchiest thing i've done recently)
Why should you be accepted: im hot, im smart, you need me
How did you find us: i dont know
Show the link that you promoted in 3 good places:
barbie girls
clueless fans
^v^ Fashion Addicts ^v^
At least 4 clear pics of yourself so we know that you're not ugly. ( one must be a full body pic)
♥ Jordan!!!