My smiles an open wound without you
Name: laurwhor (Lauren)
Age: 14 (Almost 15 so deal with it bitch)
Location: California
Status: Single
Size: 8?
Occupation: dont have one.
Grade: 9 Freshmen
About you:
How would you describe yourself: Bitchy...I really am. I will admit im a conceited whore but thats okay. I always think im ugly but i know i can be a hott ass barbie skank, i just hate to admit it. im a emo slut so if you dont like it, phuck off.
How would others describe you: emo girl whose had her heart broken (which is wierd cause i havent had a boyfriend in a while...) but emo as hell.
Would you be friends with yourself if you were someone else: no.
What is your dream job: i really wanna be a doctor cause its fun and you get to see a lot of blood.
What does your LJ name mean: me=asian there for//Azns=Asians, Rck=Rock
Your most embressing moment: When I was trying to flirt with this pretty hot guy i was really nervous so I was talking to him and then me and my friend walked off. So we were talking and shes like, wow I bet he was thinking your skirt couldnt be any shorter. And i was like WELL FINE, and i pulled my skirt down to me knees so i was like standing in underwear and he was still watching. >What's the meanest thing that's ever done to you by someone else: Some whore tried to make me cry in front of the whole school and since im a loser i actually did. But lets see, okay this one girl named Hannah she really hated me. So we were standing outside and my best friend came up to me and said some pretty mean shit and I started to cry and then I turned around and every one was there. i wanted to kill her, all the seniors hate me now.
Why are you:
loved: Cause im a can of mixed nuts with a damn nice butt (If you get this then i love you)
Hated: Cause im a total bitch and i can cuss you out.
Feared: because I made a girl leave the school and her parents said it was because "she had a poor social status"
What do you think about:
Gay marriges: Love is love, dont mess, okay?
Teenage pregnecy: Wait until your at least 18 to even begin about having sex. its okay to fool around and makeout but sex it just way too far.
Abortion: Abortion=Death. Death=no. damn ho's.
Drugs/Alcohol: Not cool, neither is straight edge. Drugs are just really bad you should never take them and along with smoking too and youll get addicted. But alchohal is okay every once in a while and also if you dont take it just to get pure drunk. alchohal addictions are bad.
Capital Punishment: Sure.
Burn:
your best friend: Sometimes I always hate you because your a fat loser poser who no one wants to be around. All you do is grab attention from stoners and nobody wants your fat white ass in our faces. keep your thong in your slutty ass cause no one wants to see you bend down. your a whore skank who listens to shit music, get over it.
Someone you hate: You dont know music for shit, you cant sing any of it and you can never get the lyrics right. this is the biggest problem i have with anyone, dont phuck up the lyrics of a song its not funny and you mess it up by trying to sing it. if you cant sing or write or whatever then just back off cause no one wants to hear your skanky ass trying to sing. your a fat whore bitch and no one wants your prostitute face. move whore.
Someone you love: its okay to burn your friends and all but its impossible to burn someone you love or else you dont love them.
2 celebs of your choice: Ashlee Simpson-Someone who cant sing for shit and would love to but she cant and her stupid acid reflex cover up. she cant sing, she lip synchs, and shes a poser who thinks shes all punk rock and shes actually some prissy ho whose sucking on her tittys. Lindsay Lohan-Shes an ugly hoe, who thinks shes hott so she can date older guys and pretend like OMG ITS SO SAD WE BROKE UP! And its pure bullshit, shes not rad at all, shes actually very embrassing and her booobs are very fake. And she wears shirts that her boobs pop out of, dont wear shirts where your "things" pop out.
Make or break:
A dirty secret that no knows: I gave Michael Mariani a blow job.
What is the bitchiest thing that you've ever done: I always cuss out my friends and this one time my friend wanted a cd that my friend burnt me which was personal and i made her "that one" but instead the songs all said screw you.
Why should you be accepted: cause im a skank hoe and i promote like shit. and you should cause im an eljay whore and i can do things. and i listen to rad music.
How did you find us: you commented in my friends only thing yo.
Show the link that you prompoted in 3 good places: fuck it. im only doing 2.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/iheartmaroon5/13844.html?view=17684#t17684
http://www.livejournal.com/community/sex_too_good/3300.html?view=9444#t9444
At least 4 clear pics of yourself so we know that you're not ugly. ( one must be a full body pic)
i bet you think that was like the crappiest app ever, its not my best but i wanna be accepted cause i like this community and i promote like crazy. <3.