conversation with a 90 year old lady with all-timers

[plasteredmonkey]

Bessie: That thing over there keeps looking at you
Sincere: What? this thing? (Points to little dog statue)
Bessie: yea.. he keeps watching you
Bessie: Do you want some chips, Essie? (her twin sister that died in december)
Sincere: uh... sure
Bessie: Where's your husband?
Sincere: umm.... at the store.... getting icecream..
Bessie: aww.. well isn't that nice of him. When he gets back he'll tell you about the girls taking pictures of that poor thing.
Sincere: what thing?
Bessie: That dog (points to little dog statue)
Sincere: what did the girls do to it? Did they hurt it?
Bessie: No, no.... you'll have to ask them. I don't remember..... Have some more chips, Essie.
Sincere: Thank you
Bessie: feed that little bird over there (She calls the pet dog "birds")... Where's my husband?
Sincere: Uh... I think he went to the store.. (her husband died over 40 years ago)
Bessie: Oh... okay.
Sincere: Are you tired Bessie?
Bessie: Yeah.. a little bit.
Sincere: you want to go to bed?
Bessie: Yeah, in a little bit. Are you coming to bed with me Essie?
Sincere: Sure.
(5 minutes later)
Sincere: Want me to take you to bed now?
Bessie: No, my husband is going to sleep with me
Sincere: oh.. okay... well lets get ready for bed then...