Clarification of position
With regard to the recent advertisement for a meaningless short-term fling, it has come to my attention that some clarification on the post may be required.
The successful applicant will have:
A bottom (sorry, Ariel the Little Mermaid, try Stremmy)
A residence in/near Cork or suitable transport
A sense of humour comparable to my own (you see Kieran - you're well in here)
A love of making tea and toast
A non-crappy taste in music
A lack of being a bitch
Included in the application must be:
A recent photo of you (tastefulness optional)
A letter of recommendation from your last employer/fling
An appropriate justification for the ending of your last employment/fling
A mystery present for me (this will not be returnable)
In addition, it may be noted that very close - no, no, very close - relationships with female friends is not a necessity but will be of great benefit.
This does not affect your statutory rights
Always read the label
If rash develops, consult a doctor
Batteries not included
The successful applicant will have:
A bottom (sorry, Ariel the Little Mermaid, try Stremmy)
A residence in/near Cork or suitable transport
A sense of humour comparable to my own (you see Kieran - you're well in here)
A love of making tea and toast
A non-crappy taste in music
A lack of being a bitch
Included in the application must be:
A recent photo of you (tastefulness optional)
A letter of recommendation from your last employer/fling
An appropriate justification for the ending of your last employment/fling
A mystery present for me (this will not be returnable)
In addition, it may be noted that very close - no, no, very close - relationships with female friends is not a necessity but will be of great benefit.
This does not affect your statutory rights
Always read the label
If rash develops, consult a doctor
Batteries not included