An important announcement:
http://www.foweyriversailing.com/croc/shoes.jpg DO NOT BUY THESE SHOES. DO NOT WEAR THESE SHOES. DO NOT TAKE ONE STEP NEAR ANY SHOE STORE BECAUSE YOU ARE CONSIDERING PURCHASING A PAIR OF THESE SHOES. IF YOU OWN A PAIR OF THESE SHOES AND ONLY WEAR THEM FOR GARDENING, DO NOT EVER LET ANYONE SEE THEM. IF YOU OWN A PAIR OF THESE SHOES AND WEAR THEM IN PUBLIC, STAPLE GUN YOUR FACE TO LAVA. IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON WEARING THESE SHOES, I WILL FEED THEM TO CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS.
Merry Christmas. Love love n' all. :)