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Dec 25, 2005 23:41

An important announcement:

http://www.foweyriversailing.com/croc/shoes.jpg

DO NOT BUY THESE SHOES. DO NOT WEAR THESE SHOES. DO NOT TAKE ONE STEP NEAR ANY SHOE STORE BECAUSE YOU ARE CONSIDERING PURCHASING A PAIR OF THESE SHOES. IF YOU OWN A PAIR OF THESE SHOES AND ONLY WEAR THEM FOR GARDENING, DO NOT EVER LET ANYONE SEE THEM. IF YOU OWN A PAIR OF THESE SHOES AND WEAR THEM IN PUBLIC, STAPLE GUN YOUR FACE TO LAVA. IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON WEARING THESE SHOES, I WILL FEED THEM TO CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS.

Merry Christmas. Love love n' all. :)
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