Oh Dr. Herman, you have spoiled me for academia, and the world, forever.

[plantyhamchuk]

The biggest strikes against me in nursing school are that I'm not a deductive thinker, so I'm not that great at test-taking, and I'm a trained academic, trained by one of the best in the business, and he honed my brain so sharp that my words became concise. Tight. Having 2000 words to discuss the theme of death in Taoism will do that to you. My paperwork... is short and concise. I look lazy compared to my peers. My research paper - it is a subtle thing. I read countless studies, found the best of the best, and distilled it into the required 6 bullet points spread over two pages. The others around me barf up contrary statistics to fill the pages. Motherfucking pearls before swine.

I'm gonna go read the LulzSec kids and dream of a better day. Like tomorrow. When I'll get to be in the OR again. I fucking love the operating room.