Never a dull moment.
Our awesome giant exercise guru neighbor Levi caught someone in the process of stealing wood for the yet-to-be-built fence for the community garden. It is not surprising that someone tried to steal the wood, the surprising part was that they were caught in the act.
Levi: Hey!
Thief: Hey!
Levi: What you doin there?
Thief: I bought it!
Levi: Oh yeah? You takin it to the garden?
Thief: Oh yeah!
Levi: It's in the other direction. STOP #$*&!! (charges after thief)
Thief: (drops wood, tries to hide $100 handtruck in the woods, and grabbed a nearby property marker and threw it on the ground)
Levi chased after the thief, but the thief was quite a ways away, and Levi didn't have any shoes on... which is a big deal in our you-better-have-your-tetanus-shot forest. Happy ending though, all the wood was recovered, the men of the garden came galloping in to recover the wood and put it in a safe location, and Levi was awarded by group consensus the fabulous handtruck.
Levi: Hey!
Thief: Hey!
Levi: What you doin there?
Thief: I bought it!
Levi: Oh yeah? You takin it to the garden?
Thief: Oh yeah!
Levi: It's in the other direction. STOP #$*&!! (charges after thief)
Thief: (drops wood, tries to hide $100 handtruck in the woods, and grabbed a nearby property marker and threw it on the ground)
Levi chased after the thief, but the thief was quite a ways away, and Levi didn't have any shoes on... which is a big deal in our you-better-have-your-tetanus-shot forest. Happy ending though, all the wood was recovered, the men of the garden came galloping in to recover the wood and put it in a safe location, and Levi was awarded by group consensus the fabulous handtruck.