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My shift cashing went as fast as greased lightning today. Many laughs from the process. The best? A guy came through my line whose wife is pregnant. Last night she had her first craving. In the wee smalls of the night, she wanted some of the pumpkin pies from......McDonald's. He's had one, doesn't think they're all that great, but she wants what she wants and he goes to get it. As luck would have it, he witnesses someone getting mugged, chases the guy and helps collar him for the police. Despite having left the house wearing the least publicly presentable outfit he could possible be seen in. So Mr. Hero is told by the cops they need him to come to the station and swear a statement before he goes home. He, in turn, needs to go home and give his wife the freakin' pumpkin pies. They say, okay, but then you need to come back to the station. So he does, and presumably gets some better clothes on.