Englishman: Oh dear me. It appears I've spurted wings. Well now I can literally look down on you non English scum. Whore: Dammit! I just got on my knees for you! Get back here! Englishman: I'm not much in the mood for pleasure darling, but I am going to fly back to my flat to watch some BBC telly. Care to join? Whore: DIE! *throws sword and impales Englishman* Englishman: Well that was quite rude of you. Now I appear to be bleeding from both ends. My tea will certainly not hold with these gaping holes, and I do believe I am spilling blood all over the ground. How unkempt. I certainly will not die in bloody bloody grass. *falls and dies on the concrete, throwing down a doily first* Whore: *steals money and runs away*
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(But don't tell her I said that.)
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PS I LOVE YOUR EMOHEART ICON
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The school year is done, chickie-poo! No more A's for you if I die!
:-p
*miss you lots*
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Flying Englishman Crouching Whore...
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Englishman: Oh dear me. It appears I've spurted wings. Well now I can literally look down on you non English scum.
Whore: Dammit! I just got on my knees for you! Get back here!
Englishman: I'm not much in the mood for pleasure darling, but I am going to fly back to my flat to watch some BBC telly. Care to join?
Whore: DIE! *throws sword and impales Englishman*
Englishman: Well that was quite rude of you. Now I appear to be bleeding from both ends. My tea will certainly not hold with these gaping holes, and I do believe I am spilling blood all over the ground. How unkempt. I certainly will not die in bloody bloody grass. *falls and dies on the concrete, throwing down a doily first*
Whore: *steals money and runs away*
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I resized it, but both sites put it back at its original.
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Hm. Perhaps you could email it to me? :D
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