Operation 07 ~ Now Hiring!!!

[planseverything]

[Voice]

Uh, um, excuse me fellow residents. I was wondering if I might procure some assistance in construction for a business venture I have planned. I would be willing to pay for any time spent until work is finished, since I am unfortunately not capable of succeeding on my own.

Thank you.

Comments

[prpl_assistant]

What sort of business venture are you planning, if you don't mind me asking?

[planseverything]

I'm attempting to start a laser tag arena as an outlet for some of the more physically active members of the community.

[And those who seem more inclined to battlefields...which seems to be most of them.]

[prpl_assistant]

That sounds like a good idea. I'm not very good at construction work, but is there anything else I can help you with?

[planseverything]

Hmmm...maybe you can assist me with assembling the equipment players will be using?

Vests need to be outfitted with laser tags and score counters. Knee and elbow pads will be needed as well.

[prpl_assistant]

Right.

I'd just like to request whether instead of payment, you could offer me and a few friends a free try at your lazer tag center when it's done?

[planseverything]

I can agree to those terms. How many friends exactly?