Oh, dear Lord.
Found this on a Ned Vizzini news board. Haha:
Penis explodes during sex
Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.
Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.
Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst.
"I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."
Mr Coroiu is now recovering after an operation to stop the bleeding.
YES OMG THAT IS SO COOL I DIDN'T KNOW PENIS COULD EXPLODE I AM SO HAPPY I CAME ACROSS THIS IT MADE ME LAUGH.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought of a penis bomb when they first saw the headline.
Exploding Love,
Diana Banana.
Penis explodes during sex
Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.
Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.
Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst.
"I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."
Mr Coroiu is now recovering after an operation to stop the bleeding.
YES OMG THAT IS SO COOL I DIDN'T KNOW PENIS COULD EXPLODE I AM SO HAPPY I CAME ACROSS THIS IT MADE ME LAUGH.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought of a penis bomb when they first saw the headline.
Exploding Love,
Diana Banana.