TIDE says: Aw, who am I kidding, I'm no match for stains

This whole thing is a joke. I'm a joke. Splashing my logo in huge, bright colors on daytime television. Trying to convince the housewives of America-and myself-that I was something I am not. Bragging about how no stain could defeat me, when all the while there were plenty of fairly mild ( Read more... )

Ok, so I figured I should balance out that last video of stupidity with this one of awesomeness:

12-Year Old Boy Scouts Volunteer To Give Women Breast Exams

12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Volunteer To Give Women Breast Exams

Tag line: "Scouts say blondes at highest risks, may need multiple checkups"

I love the onion....

EXTREME SHEEPHERDING

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Monsterpiece Theater: "The Taming of the Shoe"

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Other favorites: 1 Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest; The 39 Stairs

We had to wear nametag stickers for renaissance dance tonight and mine wouldn't stay on my shirt so I stuck it on my chest right below the neck. And left it there for a few hours and took it off and now it looks like I have a big hickey. No joke. I think this is a first. A hickey from a nametag sticker. You just tell me if you can top that. ( Read more... )

alriiiiiight alriiiiiiight. i dunno, i thought maybe you didn't have access to a printer down there, or something. here it is. notice it says "please share far and wide." now, admittedly, i would prefer it be shared far/wide with the title "sowocki's sex survey" still firmly affixed to the top (cause that's some cool alliteration if nothing else ( Read more... )

Mmmm, diner food. Went out with monty python kids for some great late night being-rude-in-public (I decided to treat them to a nice cheap meal with the stipend I get from the course). I order cheese fries and they come HALF COLD WITH CONGEALED AMERICAN CHEESE ROTTING SLOWLY ON TOP. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Poor on some salt'n'pepper and chow down (= ( Read more... )

You know, I thought when I made this image that it was quintessentially "spa-like," but I never expected to be in such a position myself...


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Wrote this March 05. Still a very informative primer, I should say. Pre-caffeine sobriety.

( Sleep: History and Politics )

I lost my glasses over break. I've no idea where. We looked all over. I still have half a hope they might turn up at some point ( Read more... )