Don't ask how I got there
Just go and see: the Rhinoceros Party of Canada, which has such such worthy proposals as:
* Repealing the law of gravity
* Painting Canada's coastal sea limits in watercolour so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times
* Adopting the British system of driving on the left; this was to be gradually phased in over five years with large trucks and tractors first, then buses, eventually including small cars and bicycles last
* Changing Canada's currency to bubble gum, so it could be inflated or deflated at will.
* Counting the Thousand Islands to see if the Americans have stolen any
* Repealing the law of gravity
* Painting Canada's coastal sea limits in watercolour so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times
* Adopting the British system of driving on the left; this was to be gradually phased in over five years with large trucks and tractors first, then buses, eventually including small cars and bicycles last
* Changing Canada's currency to bubble gum, so it could be inflated or deflated at will.
* Counting the Thousand Islands to see if the Americans have stolen any