Reasons I'm actually an old person in disguise vis-a-vis LJ
1. I complain about aches and pains on here a lot (see
here and
here among others)
3. I post
bland food recipes4. I harangue
companies that sell shitty products and totally get
we-actually-care-about-you responses (now if only I could extend this to politics)
5. I say things like, "writing is
better than sex"
6. I complain about my eyes hurting and how I need new glaaassses!
I mean seriously.
7. I like to pass my time
feeding ducks??! And
meditating about ducks??!!